Worst. Porn. Ever.
 

You know you want to touch yourself while listening to Bill O'Reilly reading clips from his soft porn novel.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...with_those.php

The guys I work with at FOX are gonna love this.

"...and then I would take the other hand with that falafel thing..."

I can't wait for Olbermann to release his own soft porn novel and then brag that it sold 70% as well as O'Reilly's.

Who Knew!!!

Also, Bill's Times interview reminded me so much of 2005 Barry Bonds:

"I'm just tired, guys, really tired," Bonds said. "You wanted me to jump off the bridge -- I finally have jumped . . . You've finally done it, all of you. So now go pick a different person. I'm done."

"Me and my son are going to try to enjoy each other," he said, motioning to 15-year-old Nikolai sitting next to him. "That's all we've got. Everybody else has tried to destroy everything else that's supposedly positive or good."