There she was...
 

...just a walkin' down the street...

Hey Hey We're the Monkees!

(Sorry to songjack you!)

I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah...

Where it bubbles all the time, like a giant carbonated soda...

People say we monkey around.

Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony!

I smell sex and candy

...singin' doo-wa-diddy, diddy-dum-diddy doo...

Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo
(God damn, it's some honkies in this mother fucker tonight
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Oh oh oh ah yeah
(You motherfuckers came anyway, huh)

(Brother Marquis)
I met this bitch standing on the bolck
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She'll suck on my dick if I buy her a rock
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Got the pussy (got the pussy)
She got jacked (she got jacked)
Punched her face (punched her face)
And I took my money back

(Luke)
I was walking down the street when i met this lula
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She had a mouthpiece and a nice soup cooler
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She sucked my dick (sucked my dick)
Licked my balls (licked my balls)
Kissed my ass (kissed my ass)
Goddamn, this bitch'll do it all

(Brother Marquis)
I met this bit at a quarter past 12
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
When I took her ass home the pussy smelled like hell
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Summer's Eve (Summer's Eve)
Massengil (Massengil)
Wash your pussy (wash your pussy)
Bitch kill that funky smell

(Luke)
I saw this bitch walking down the block
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Between her legs she had a big red spos
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Was it come? (was it come)
Was it blood? (was it blood)
My nigga (my nigga)
My nigga, I don't know what the fuck it was

(Brother Marquis)
I met this girl and she tried to act shitty
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
She was from the projects of Liberty City
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Bangkok (Bangkok)
Rag top (rag top)
Cross me (cross me)
And bet your ass you'll get drepped

(Luke)
I saw this fag tricking at the bus stop
Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
I said you sissy motherfucker you know you oughta spop
Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Spreading AIDS (spreading AIDS)
Punk bitch (punk bitch)
Watching dick (watching dick)
You know a real nigga ain't about all that shit

oh, you meant the other doo-wah-diddy song

She'll be cumming around ...coming around the mountain when she cums! She'll b..err, comes.

nothing like a tiny white guy who listens to rap.

Yo, I'm straight out of Compton yo!

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

while rap is not my preferred music choice, it is all my friends listen to, so i know alot of it.

With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's
and, make a few ends as I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Does it comfort you to know you fought the good fight?

dashboard what!

You got a run in your panty hoe's even your daddy knows....

And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about Sibbie

strong bad what!

mckerney is representin'

Ok Shorty, how 'bout this one,

The hardest part isn't finding what we need to be
It's being content with who we are

At home, drawing pictures, of mountain tops...

Hard up for some thread topics are you ?

Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What?

It's all about the Pentiums!

It was once said by a man who couldn't quit
Dope man please can I have another hit
The dope man said clucka, I don't give a shit
If your girl kneeled down and sucked my dick
It all happened and the guy tried to choke her
Nigga didn't care, she ain't nothin but a smoka
That's the way it goes that's the name of the game
Young brotha gettin over by slangin cane
Gold around his neck in 14 k heaven
Bitches jockin' on his dick 24-7 plus he's makin
Money keepin tha base heads waiting
Rollin 6.4. wit tha fresh ass daytons
Livin in Compton, Cailfornia CA
His uzi up yo ass if he don't get paid
Nigga begging for credit he's knockin out teeth
Clockin much dollars on tha 1st and 15th
Big wad of money nuttin less than a twenty
Yo you want a five-oh the dope man gots plenty
To be a dope man boy you must qualify
Don't get high off your own supply
From a kid to a G it's all about money
10 piece for 10 base pipe comes free
If people out there are not hip 2 tha fact
If you see some one gettin money 4 crack he's
tha.......

dope man dope man
hey man give me a hit
dope man dope man
yo man fuck that shit
dope man dope man
we just can't quit
dope man dope man
well suck this bitch

Dopeman dopeman's got another big plan
to sell it to you or anyone he can
because this is much better than minimum wage
no matter how things work he's still gonna get paid
think about it for a minute more -
it's either work at McDonalds or the corner store
a quick money fix from a deal or 2
when a decision comes down
what would you do?
you take - take a welfare state
or a dopeman's fate
and keep the cycle spinnin' round dopeman dopeman's got the upperhand
people wanna get as much as they can
because those reasons they'll always stay the same
and for some people it's the only way to stay sane
and think about it for a minute more -
a life of crime or hangin' round the liquor store
a quick drug fix to get you through
when the decision comes down
what would you do?

Fuck the police commin' straight from the underground
A young nigger got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color
Some police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beaten on and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every nigger is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o
Beat up police, out of shape
And when I'm finished, Bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still gettin' Swoll' off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigger down and grabbin' his nuts
And on the other hand
Without a gun, they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin' out for the white cop
Ice Cube will Swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just 'cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me, huh
A young nigger on the warpath
And when I finish, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops dyin' in L.A.
Yo, Dre, I got something to say ...

Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!
Fuck the police!

And people wonder why rap gets a bad, uhh, rap.

What are you trying to say?

Trash like the last "song" you posted

Fair enough. How about this one?

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

the ataris what!

:)

How does a duck know, which direction south is?