Good News, Bad News Game
 

Pretty simple game, allows you guys to use your sense of humor I suppose.

You start with either the good news or the bad news, and let the next person finish it up. If you finsh, you start the next one.

Example:

I post: Good news: Fritz calculated he has eaten 500 lbs. of McDonalds.
Next poster: Bad news: That was for this week.
Next poster then starts a new one.

Let's see how this goes over. I'll start.



Good news: It turns out Shorty is actually not that short.

Bad news: but certain uh, parts of him are.

I got beat to it...

Me too... :(

Good news: Marmel and Fritz finally got to meet each other in person!

Bad news: Fritz dropped the soap.




Edit: By the way, when I read the post above, I thought it said, "Marmel and Fritz finally got to meet each other in PRISON."

That would explain the soap comment a little better, I guess. I need to get my eyes checked.

Good news: GrantDawg's wife just had a baby!

Bad news: It looks like Kodos

Good News: Blade and his wife just moved into their new house.

Good news, I just saved a bundle of money by switching my car insurance to Geicko.

Bad News. Scooper's wife found out how much they were saving and bought a new car.

Bad news: Blade's wife already "broke in" the carpet with the real estate agent.

Good news: I think I can get this coke cleaned out of my keyboard.

Bad news: The semen is there to stay.

Funny stuff guys.


Good news: My work day is almost over...

Good News: The Real Estate Agent was a woman.

Bad News: It was Rosie O'Donell's twin sister.

Good news: they are not identical twins.

Now I gotta go home to Fritz... :(

Bad News:You now are going to have your prostate checked.

Bad news: Rosie is the cute one.

Good news.....i get to go golfing tommorrow.

Bad news: You'll probably get your balls stuck in the washer again.

damn, too slow.

good news... The Phillies haven't been eliminated from the post season yet.

Bad News: But the Flyers already have.

good news: William Perry will enter the Coney-Island hot-dog eating contest

Bad news: They don't have Port-A-Potties big enough to handle him.

Good news: bigdawg turned 19 today.

Bad News: he is one day closer to death

Good news: Marmel got to see Syracuse win a championship.

Bad news: He'll never see it again. Ever. Nor will his grandchildren's grandchildren.

Good news: The people of Iraq are free!

Bad news: They still hate americans.

Good news: Charlie Murphy's cookin' Johnsonville brats!

Good news: My mother made chocolate cupcakes for my birthday

Bad news: The "chocolate" had an odd taste.

Good News: The little green specks were tasty

Bad News: Little green specks are actually Soylent Green

Damn that was funny

Good News: The people Soylent Green are made of are convicts

Dola

Bad News: IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good News: Studies show eating people lowers blood pressure.

Bad News: Whoever did this study is just sick!

Good News: My Hattrick team has won three in a row.

Bad News: Studies also show that low blood pressure increases your risk of cancer

Bad News: They were all friendlies

Good News: I am moving to New Orleans in a month.

Bad News: If it rains your screwed and if you want to be buried there, it will be above ground.

Good news: I have a 3-day weekend starting tonight

Bad News: It doesn't matter, your still not going to get any.

Good News: But your roommate will on your PS2 controller as break up sex

Oh wait........that was somebody else.........