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Marmel 06-24-2003 10:13 AM

Re-Post from another fourm
 
So, after I read this I couldn't control my laughter. It might be the fuinniest 'it happened to me true story' I have ever read on the internet.

At another forum I frequent, a woman posted this in a most-embarrassing moments thread. I thought I would share with you guys. It is too funny.



"Most. Embarrassing. Moment. EVER!
Oh good Lord.

So I'm standing on the train platform in Philadelphia yesterday waiting for my Acela to come in and whisk me away back to DC. I always take this train back on Sundays after visiting my significant other in the City of Brotherly Love. I'd drive, but my road rage can't handle I-95. Plus I hate paying the stupid tolls for the "pleasure" of driving in Delaware. I mean I hate Delaware so much that if my car ran out of gas, I'd push it across the border before I would spend one dime on gas in Delaware! I HATE YOU DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway... back to the train...

I'm standing and I'm waiting. The platform is quite crowed and we are all waiting. And waiting. So to pass the time, I reach into my little messenger bag to get my headphones out. But the headphones are stuck on something. So I tug a little bit harder and what ever the headphones were stuck on come loose and eject itself from my bag. I look up to see the item sail through the air and land in between the train tracks. It takes a minute to register what I've just seen.

A ten inch purple vibrator flying through the air. MY ten inch purple vibrator.

It lands on the ground with a thud. The impact must have caused the switch to turn on because not only is there a ten inch vibrator in between the tracks but it whirring around on full speed.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

By now everyone is staring at me. Most are laughing, some are starring in disbelief and others look at me with pity. One of the Amtrak baggage porter jumps down to the track and picks up my special toy. He hands it to me, doesnt say a word, and then walks away.

I can never show my face at 30th Street Station again.

illinifan999 06-24-2003 10:18 AM

I dont think she likes Delaware...

Still that's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. :D :D

Anrhydeddu 06-24-2003 10:21 AM

Why is it that Marmel always come up with vibrator stories? It's almost as if vibrator is the default entry when he goes to google. :p

Marmel 06-24-2003 10:22 AM

Have I posted a vibrator story before? My memory fails me. :(

CamEdwards 06-24-2003 10:25 AM

You know, you'd think with a ten inch vibrator she wouldn't need to HAVE a significant other, much less spend money to visit him in another city.

Easy Mac 06-24-2003 10:29 AM

Cam speakes from experience.

You'll get her back some day big guy, just keep truckin

CamEdwards 06-24-2003 10:31 AM

I'm trying to develop other skills.
Lately I've been doing tongue exercises on your mother's kooch. By the way, could you tell her it wouldn't hurt to wash down there every once in awhile?

Easy Mac 06-24-2003 10:35 AM

Why, Bill O'Reilly said you didn't mind getting your tongue a little dirty :p

CamEdwards 06-24-2003 10:37 AM

well, we all know what I think of Bill O'Reilly. :)

Craptacular 06-24-2003 10:40 AM

In my best Dr. Evil voice:

RRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhtttttttt!!!!

korme 06-24-2003 10:53 AM

i dont believe this story
no one carries vibrators in their purses
except for fritz, anyway

tucker342 06-24-2003 11:11 AM

That's a great story!:D

Esquared1 06-24-2003 04:53 PM

It makes you wonder how many women have had similar devices checked at an airport.

Woman: I am carrying no weapons.
Airport Screener: Do you consider this "Roto-Routeresque, 16 inch thumping devices as a pleasurable tool?!"

JeeberD 06-24-2003 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Esquared1
It makes you wonder how many women have had similar devices checked at an airport.

Woman: I am carrying no weapons.
Airport Screener: Do you consider this "Roto-Routeresque, 16 inch thumping devices as a pleasurable tool?!"


Now you're making me think about Spinal Tap.

I loved foil wrapped zucinni... :)

Esquared1 06-24-2003 05:15 PM

I don't remember the reference. It is one of those movies that I have never been sober during its viewing. I guess Spinal Tap is to alcohol as The Wall is to pot.

Fritz 06-28-2003 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
i dont believe this story
no one carries vibrators in their purses
except for fritz, anyway


no fair picking on me while I am away

albionmoonlight 07-17-2003 09:39 AM

I'm sure that Deleware does not appreciate the "pleasure" of all of these deizens of overcroweded east coast cities clogging up its roads just so they can pass through on their way from one megapolis to another.

Deleware decided that maybe if everyone and their brother decides to use it as a way station, then maybe it could charge for that use. If you don't like it, don't drive through Deleware (which she does not do--proving that she has other options). If no one drove through, it would lower the price.

People like her are the same kind of people that think that New York City has a divine right to ship its garbage to rural states and have rural states like it.

I'm sure, though this may come as a shock to her, the people of Deleware could do without her, her vibrator, her money, or her significant other. Heck, they may even prefer it.

sachmo71 07-17-2003 10:18 AM

Apparently, size does matter.


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