Where are the WMD Contest
 

I saw this idea in the Washington Post and thought I would try it here. Please try to come up with something clever and resist the urge to say "Liberals love Saddam" or "Conservatives are Nazis".

My favorite from the original was:

"They're hiding the WMD in the Boston Red Sox bullpen: Those guys are getting paid a lot of money to protect something, and it ain't leads." -- Keith Cunningham, a senior analyst with the General Accounting Office.

Up Dubya's ass, along with his head.

Tho the Red Sox comment is pretty funny.

They're hiding the WMD in a bedroom in Nagodoches, Texas.
We'll never be able to get them now.

If that was too "liberals love Saddamy" for you... how about

"They're hiding the WMD in the back row of a movie theater showing "From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie".

"They're hiding the WMD in the back row of a movie theater showing "From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie".

They'll never be found since nobody is ever going to see THAT movie.

The Satanists who killed Lacy Peterson have them.

My girlfriend says that I am hiding the WMD in my pants

Dude, you have to wash down there...

warty minute dick?

They're in Chirac's backyard in Paris and have been there since the Irakis told us frenchmen : this shit here doesn't work, take it back and we want our money back !

(this being the only reason why we didn't want to go to war...)

I told you not to keep those weapons in your ass.