QotM Moderation
 

I'm behind schedule again and so there a lot of quotes this week. All made the cut except one which was just an attack on another member here. Here they are:

Is there anything on that list that makes the FOFC experience more enjoyable for anyone?

Overall, this weeks quotes are pretty bad and very adult themed.

I suppose I am a nerd -- an incredibly cool nerd, but a nerd nonetheless.

but I think the allure of pretty, sverving balls is stronger than some the crap Man U shows sometimes

Jesus... did you see Wilson's face? The last time something got busted open like that in a Cubs game, cork fell out.

I know I'm playing with a knife that's already been dipped in the mustard (i'm trying out self-proclaimed analogies)

I'm pretty lucky, since she puts up with my incessant farting.

Farts are fun! Same great smell without the mess!

Elisha and I have a new show on cable next year. It's called 24 Seconds. You can figure out the plot, I believe.

no pop ups, but my wrist hurts

A ten inch purple vibrator flying through the air. MY ten inch purple vibrator.

If they soaked it in vinegar, then it would be a colossal pickle. Just something to think about.

What is impressive about having your picture taken with waitresses whose job it is to please you and make you feel happy? That is like getting your picture taken with a shot girl at a bar or with a stripper in a strip club. Even the ugliest of men can have a hot stripper pose with them for a pic.

There was a party? Why don't I remember it?

I say we collect for the fart in a jar. Screw the damn ghost...

Oh... so in the year 2000, it's more politically correct to have a stay-at-home wife/mom that sits on her ass all day?

Are you making fun of my morbid obesity? It is Glandular.

(Upon hearing of a study that says one-third of doctors withold info from patients) I'll soon be posting a puzzle: what portion of doctors tell their patients everything?

I takes a certain lack of player skill, a remarkable run of bad luck, and extra poor management skills to produce a perfectly winless season.




Overall, the batch is a pretty mixed bag. I'm going to keep letting almost everything in until there the "kleenex" quote problem is diminished. Shorty says the QotM works better for variability once a certain threshold is passed. Hopefully, we are reaching that point.

Really good ones this week, Galty.

lol I nearly mis-read that as Salty :D

Heh. At least two of the QotM submissions seemed to come from last week's "QotM Moderation" thread. Be on alert for people trying too hard to say something funny.

Wow, this is a really bad batch this week.

that's not gonna cut it, Schmidty

Niether will that Shorty

I'm proud to have my quote listed among the QotM submissions. I told my girlfriend of my accomplishment, and she was noticibly unimpressed.

nor will this crap, mckerney :p

Pretty lousy bunch. More ammo for the "get rid of quote of the moment" movement.

Yeah, but I wasn't trying to be good enough, so there.

What does the nick "Schmidty" mean?

"Subby" is Greek for Ham-Fisted Cunt....

Oh yeah? Well, The Jerk Store called -- they're running out of you!

QOTM baby...Oh wait

This has to be included:

And King Blackadar led forth the Sodomites and the host of perverts unto battle, wading through the sloths, and fruitbats, and breakfast cereals...

Stop living in the past.

And "Schmidty" is Canadian for Large-Breasted Subby.