Susan Smith needs a pal!
 

From the Smoking Gun:

Susan Smith: Reformed Pen Pal


Please post results when you hear back from her.

"In my spare time I enjoy reading, working puzzles, and writing."

she must go through a shitload of puzzles.

Maybe QuikSand can send her some good ones.

Somewhere in here there's a joke containing the following words: HornsManiac, cocky, funny.

It would be a great FOFC contest to see who is the first to get her to respond to a letter.

I love how pleasant and happy she looks in her prison uniform. Not sure I could crack a smile there. And, what are these like school pictures - do they take them every year and send them to relative, who collect them for a scrapbook? "Look, here's Susan in her 4th year of prison."

wow. every response a classic post.

I think the best idea would be for the entire board to help draft a letter from HM to Susan Smith.

My god, or galt, she is exactly two months olderf than I am.

she is not bad looking. I would pay her a conjugal visit.

Ya, but she might try to drown you in her pussy juices:D

Wow, Tucker, that may be the FOFC post that is offensive on the most levels.

Sounds like a good opening line for our collective FOFC letter to her...

Definately bangable, but not someone I'd want to wake up next to.


-Anxiety

Fortunately, conjugal visits don't last overnight.

Ahhh, to be single....

Well, with Susan the odds are good that you wouldn't wake up the next morning you know.

I too think she's physically attractive but I just can't get past the whole murdered her own children thing. Pity.

or let borrow your car.

OK...Can you believe that this warranted a FELONY???

Meat juice joke in 5...4..3..2...1

Plus she's a libra.

The trail of meat juice always leads you to the culprit!

And we have a meat juice joke. Not a particularly great one but one nonetheless. :)

I think it warranted a felony simply based upon the sheer stupidity of the crime.

I mean, who steals a steak and hides it in a bathroom?

A very hungry person with diarrhea???

Maybe... but I'm pretty sure drug use is a more likely explaination.

Man, and she looks SO wholesome in the picture. :D

I kind of like this line: Katherine King, a 38-year-old San Andreas woman who called cops after discovering her meat was missing.

All she had was a juice trail for her efforts. :(

I wonder if they tried to give her the steak back and if she accepted it. She may have been eating good after all.

Since we're on a SmokingGun.com kick, I have to post this, the so-called "Scariest Mugshot Ever!"...




Yikes!!!!!!


Oh, and here's Randall "The Sausage Slugger" Simon's mugshot as well...

John Rocker has really let himself go...

Hmmm, doesn't that look like it could say "Horns" above his left eyebrow? Wonder where the "Maniac" is tattooed? ;)

I think I smell a Dynasty thread here ...

I don't know if she has Internet access in the hole, but it sounds like she might enjoy Hattrick. I think she and Billy Madison would hit it off smashingly.