I’ll sue my parrot for teaching little spankers how to spit
 

Yep, the lil’ $13,000 bastard is a real pecker. There I was, in my clock shop with all 8 of my birds lined up (as usual), when I start getting pelted with loogies. So I turned around, and there’s my one parrot (he’s named Poppy Rawls, after the famous camp boxer’s mother), hawking up big parrot boogers and raining them down in my direction. And sure enough, there’s a couple of little spankers, taking notes on how to do it. So I menaced them with a sausage and chased them away, and now I’m going to sue Poppy for damages. And also to remove Byron Scott as coach of the Nets.

Can I have an AMEN?

AMEN brotha! I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but sure:D

Tsk!

One response out of 40+ views. I must be doing something wrong. Where's that damn FOFC manual?!?

Amen!

Ah, cool! The king is on board...nothing like the power of the throne behind you! ;)