Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
 

Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage

Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage

10. "There hasn't been a good bizarre ballpark attack in a while"

9. "Always wanted to be on Marv Albert's blooper reel"

8. "Looking to land a big endorsement deal with Jimmy Dean"

7. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you blindside the opposing team's costumed racing mascot"

6. "It was a Brewers-Pirates game. Somebody had to liven things up"

5. "The bratwurst gave me fifty dollars to take down the sausage"

4. "I guess I misunderstood the Atkins diet"

3. "When a giant sausage is running at you -- you act on instinct"

2. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't"

1. "Who doesn't 'pound the sausage' every once in a while"

Good stuff. :)

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Todd

lol:)

Pound the sausage??

i don't get it :)

Cause you gotta be able to find it before you can pound it...

If i lift up my gut i kinda see something...but i think it's my toe:)