Fans Need a Scorecard
 

17 year career with a 5 time bowl winner

only missed 8 games in 17 year career (248 games played)
Started 188 of 248 games.

2nd all time receptions (842)
5th all time in receiving yards (11,036)
6th all time in recieving TDs (60)

his year to year stats are nothing to look at, but what else does this fake guy have to do to get some fan love?

Get caught with a handgun in his carryon.

start snorting crack

Bang an ugly chick.

-Anxiety

bang a hot chick

Buy a lot of score cards?

Spit on a kid in the stands.

Find smarter fans.

Start making child support payments to his 7 kids by 5 women.

Beat up a teammate or assistant coach.

Punch out a reporter.

Slam his penis in a car door...

What is the matter with you? UGH!

Bang a guy.

Bang a gong

Bang Fritz

Well, it's an injury that would certainly get him on the news...

A man who speaks from experience.

Hmmm, this is about the closest I can think of in the real world, but outside of folks in Seattle, who would have recognized Steve Largent if they ran into him on the street?