Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About
 

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

Very funny stuff......

Very nice... :)

That's hilarious (and long!).

"Shortly after every single time Margret touches my computer, for any reason whatsoever, I have to spend twenty minutes trying to fix crashes, locked systems, data loses, jammed drives, bizarre re-configurations and things stuck in the keyboard. There then follows a free and frank exchange of views with, in my corner, 'It's your fault,' and, in hers, 'It's a curious statistical anomaly.'"

So true. :D

CR

Dola...this one is a classic:

I came home from work on Friday and, as I wearily opened the door into the house, Second Born, Peter, heard me entering and poked his head out of the living room.
'Hello, Papa - I've missed you,' he shouts. From within the living room Margret's voice calls out to him 'No you haven't, Peter.'

You're all up for testifying for me in court, right?

Dang that was long

"Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'"


ah, memories

Oh my god this is SO funny...I'm crying here cause I'm laughing so hard.....


*cackles*

Funny stuff. I'll have to read the rest of it tonight.

He is a moron if he thought, "Those trousers make your backside look fat."

meant anything other than:

"You're a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision - depressingly far removed from the, 'stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women,' who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I might as well return right now as I hate everything about you."

Seems like somebody linked this in the forums last year.

Yep, this is an old one. But still damned funny. "Our sink is blue and we're not talking about it" may well be the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet.

I have this site bookmarked both at home and at work and am signed up for the mailing list. Truly excellent reading.

This is classic... I have now peed myself for the umpteenth time after having read something here on FOFC...

Anyone have read his book? Would like to know if it's as good as the website content...

Franklin, that's the top of my list, too. Fabulous.

wow that's funny stuff:D

dola-

Has anyone read his book?

If so, is it any good?

Just ordered it.... I will report back to you guys....

TLK

Report?!?!?!?!

-Anxiety

Margret
(from the German
"M' Argr et" meaning 'to be dangerously insane').

I love this guys writing style :)