Listerine Fresh Strips for Your What?
 

While my wife was waching something last night, I saw the most disturbing commercial I can remember. Apparently for women who don't smell fresh there are now little strips that can be inserted to provide a pleasant scent. They look like big Listerine strips and dissolve the same way.

I don't know, I just don't know.

It's about time...those tuna smelling strips were getting tired.

This is a big improvement from the hockey puck sized scent chips.

Mmmmmm, minty fresh! :)

mmm butterscotch.

They're called "urinal cakes" my friend...

If it's really that bad down there...... it's time to call it quits....

thats why you cum early

oh so that's your excuse? ;)

tell your mom I'm sorry, but I could only support her weight for so long.

Wonder what happens when you mix the flavor with a flavored condom?

Another instant classic thread brought to you by the fine folks at FOFC. :)

welcome back mrskippy. whats this I hear about you tasting condoms?

I've just seen 'em buddy.

Back in the day, if a man was to use a Halls Cough Drop when performing on a woman, it was to bring her pleasure.

I wonder if this strip is to do the same thing?

2 words

altoids

Did it say what flavours they come in?

Considering the Listerine strips make my mouth tingle and burn when I use them, you gotta figure the effects they'd have on a pussy.

I can only imagine....

dola-

when are they going to come out with Listerine Fresh Strips for our ass? It would make your farts smell winter fresh!

there's something fishy about this thread

I have a trout in my rectum...

... he stuffed in the trout to eat the gerbil, I don't know why he stuffed in that gerbil! Perhaps he'll die!

I said Jesus Walter, you know you're just going to get that cat stuck up your ass like the last one.

And he says to me, Brodie, how else am I supposed to get the gerbil out.

Yeah, seen 'em, but never had the opportunity to use one. :D

If in the future I am in a restaurant with a date, and she says she is going to go freshen up.. Do I take that as a sign she wants me?

This really changes the politics of dating, IMO.

Don't get the two confused. Who would want their breath to smell like pussy?

dola...

Besides Rosie O'Donnell

bad images.

Rosie O'Donnell - pussy :shutters:

You're peeking through Rosie O'Donnell's shutters to look at her pussy???

Gross.... :shudders: