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From The Boomer Bible (R.F. Laird)

Second Book of Apes Called Apes

Chapter 1

1 When he came upon the earth, the ape was naked and afraid. For comfort he picked up a stick, chewed the end to a point, and stuck it in a nearby living thing.

2 When the living thing died, transfixed by the stick, the ape ate of its flesh and soon conceived a great hunger for the death of other living things.

3 Thereupon the ape made many pointed sticks and stuck them into great multitudes of of other living things, including, on occasion, other apes.