Must do happy dance
 

Not only did I win an important league match, I pulled my first formidable midfield, playing at Normal with calm TS nonetheless! Booooooyah!

We're off to North County to attend a Crawfish boil now, and discuss the pennance that SI must serve for playing a 4-5-1. :)

Great job, Coffee!!!

Hmmm Crawfish and Coffee...somehow, just not two things I would ever have concurrently..

~terpk

Congrats on your first D IV win and the rating Coffee. I'm sure many more will follow. On a smaller side note, I manage my first Inad midfield today

I managed a disastrous midfield this week!

i have yet to get an inadaquate midfield....im still down at poorand wretched

I got my first passable midfield I believe, and I didnt use MOTS

When Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws show up at the outskirts of Galesburg, your story will change...

Ah, but Galesburg is prepared for your incursion.

We are surrounded with a moat of boiling water. Any attacks will simply turn into a fine meal for the town.

I actually PIC'd it this week and received my first ever solid MF.

Maybe you should have kept that bit of info as a surprise for them to learn about when they got there. Thanks for not though, scientists and manufacturers in Arkham are industriously working on some lucrative crawfish cooling suits.

I guess it's time we launch armies into battle, armed with the mighty Pointy Sticks.

Our most advanced troops, those armed with Sacks Full of Doorknobs, will be available soon. Flee.

North Dakota has fallen, and the Crawfish Cooling suits will be purchased and equiped. Doorknobs is very similiar to dorknobs who is the arch enemy of all that is Crawfish.

Maybe you should use this time to come up with a promotional item that is more effective against tiny critters with lasers. I would suggest something along the lines of flat, heavy rocks or large animal carcasses. The rocks are probably better though, they have a nice place for your team logo and all.

Is that BM I see?

STILL UNDEFEATED!!!

Are you upssesed with me?

Paul Prudhomme has mobilized an army of chubby Cajun chefs armed with Seafood Magic loaded shotguns and large black kettlese to counteract this incursion.

Actually, one of our old promotional items was indeed, the ever popular Large Rock. We should still have some sitting in storage.

Here's the old succession of our promotional tools.

Board With Nail Through It
Board With Rusty Nail Through It
Large Rock
Sock Filled With Quarters
Pointy Stick
(In Development) Sack Full O' Doorknobs.

That one's a classic.