What Famous Movie Quote Would You Say Before You Shot Osama Bin Laden?
 

I saw this question posedon rottentomatoes.com, and I thought this would be a brilliant question to bring over here and see how you guys respond. :D

FWIW. here's how the topic starter (a poster named Eazye4me) over there put it:

If you happened to take a journey up into the mountains of the Middle East and had stumbled upon f#cking Osama Bin Laden takin a piss outside of his little cave, unguarded and unsuspecting.

What Movie quote would you say to him before you popped a cap in his head? Me, I'd say:

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others](Pulp Fiction)
- The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

then **BANG**.

Heh

CR

"Hasta la vista, baby!"

Yipee-kay-ay motherfucker!:p

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"Give my regards to allah"

followed by

"Ill see you in hell"

"That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!"

"Mer-man... MER... MAAN!!!!!!"

I like musicals.

"I was once run over by a Toyota. Oh..... what a feeling."

Where does that come from? If its what Im thinking of I saw a comic do it on Conan. But can't remember what the joke was.

"I'm afraid that the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

"Spank my ass and call me 'Charlie'"

It's from Zoolander.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.

Not a quote, but from a Top 10 list of Samuel Jackson lines in the Star Wars movies (before E1 came out, so it's basically his lines from pulp fiction and such altered for star wars)

"Feel the force, motherfucker!"

Ok, a real movie quote:

(Osama is yelling for help as I point my shotgun at his face)

(In pikey accent) "If you want your freind to hear you, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that." (bang)

"You're no daisy..."

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

Osama Bin Laden: Who are you?
Fritz: No one of consequence.
Osama Bin Laden: I must know...
Fritz: Get used to disappointment.

Look out. Muppets.

Me: "Remember when i said if you gave yourself up,l I wouldnt kill you?"

Osama: "Yes, Yes! You did say that!"


Me: "I Lied"

Save Ferris

Wouldn't that take a while to sing? Tho, if you really wanted randomness points, go for "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" or "Blame Canada" :p

On a secondary note- isn't there something somewhat disturbing about this thread?

SI

Same thing I say before I kill anyone: "I bet you can squeal like a pig. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Say hello to my little friend!!!"

"Open your mouth I am almost finished."

Hot Cum Sucking Blondes 6 in case anyone was wondering. I personally feel it is the best in the series. This one is just deeper than the others.

From The Big Lebowski

"Have you ever heard of Vietnam. You're about to enter a world of pain. Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. Here you go [Osama]. You see what happens? You see what happens [Osama]? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass [Osama]. This is what happens [Osama]. Do you see what happens [Osama]? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens when you fuck a strange in the ass. This is what happens. You see what happens larry? Do you see what happens [Osama]? Do you see what happens larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens [Osama]. This is what happens [Osama]."

For the second time in a blue moon, Easy Mac and Ol' SkyDog are in agreement.

"I have one thing to say, one thing only; I'll never say it another time, to anyone and I ask you to remember it: In a universe of ambiguity, this kind of certainty comes only once, and never again, no matter how many lifetimes you live."

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

(Josey Wales)

I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!

Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass.

You had me at hello.

LOL

I love that one. :)

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?"

ME likely...me likey....


Keep these coming, I'm falling off my chair reading these...I needed this today!!! :)

No, it'd be like this. Swapped camel for uncle, and clean your cave for mow the lawn.

"I'm your huckleberry."

"Bring out the Gimp. . ."

Along the same lines...


"This town needs an enema."

Hmm.. I didn't know Osama's name was also Larry? :eek:

:D ;)

It's turkey time!!! Gobble gobble!!!

Do we have to say anything?


I'd rather recreate the scene from Braveheart where Wallace puts the Magistrate against the pole and slits his throat..

[BillyMadison]HA! I was hoping you'd catch that and this it was a mistake.[/BillyMadison]

The price is wrong, BITCH!

Good, bad... I'm the one with the gun.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Apple sauce, bitch.

This is LA. We don't rape our suspects in custody, we just beat 'em.

EDIT: Actually, I think this line was cut from the movie

"Hey Osama, have you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

or

"Now who's proper fucked"

"I like men, I like to be manhandled...I like you."