Double Secrete Penetration
 

Did anyone pick up the Animal Sex "Double Secrete Penetration" edition DVD that was released on the 26th?

If so, did they add anything worth seeing?

Brilliant!

I give this a 10!

quick marm, ron ron is making fun of you in the "thread got deleted quick" thread.

very good young polliwog. But be carefull, mean spirited parody starts you on the path to the dark side and you could end up like Hell Atlantic.

or more likely, i could end up having a thread closed and a warning!

naughty naughty ole skydog would (never) say

Decent, but they chicken out and don't add any of the funny excerpts. I was at the filming of most of it, and to say that some of this was hilarious is an understatement. Knowing that most of us have witnessed some nice interspecies hardcore action, nothing beats a chinchilla railing a donkey that is one its side and prematurely leaving a present for the squirrel to slip in. None of the actors could keep a straight face.

you folks in Fargo are very odd.

Well when your parents are animal porn kings and queens, you live a decent life. I lost my virginity to an elk at the age of 9. There are down falls as well. I got in the wrong herd when I turned 13. I started rebelling; getting hoped up on saltlicks and was raped by a black bear. I don't hold a grudge though, as generally most black bears are nice. It is those cinnamon bastards you got to watch out for. But that is neither here nor there.

*puzzled*

I always assumed you mated strictly with canines.

who crapped on your boot?

the afoci was just relaying the info

I am not proud of my past.

When you are the Mel Kiper of Animal Porn, things like this are the norm. I just let them bounce off my shield of animal sperm which won't wash off for nothing.

I always think I have seen the most outrageous and/or funnies The Afoci post.......

....and I am always proven wrong.


I am not sure if this is a compliment or not though, so don't get your used diapers in a bunch.

interesting is the fact that the Afoci is funniest when threads discussing weird sex are brought up.

There seems to be a lot of crack being consumed by a lot of FOFCers this afternoon...

That is really not fair Shorty!








Since when is animal sex weird?

Animal crack?

Yup. The hippos in the Manchester zoo are quite happy today...

Just remember, at one time, most people thought watching your mom change was weird too.

I am quite sure we just recently talked about the difference in posting publically and sending a PM (or online love letter, but whatever).

this is cleary one of the private matters, The Afoci

I didn't tell anyone I am charging $5 though. That was PM material, this wasn't.