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Chief Rum 08-29-2003 01:56 AM

List Your Arnold For Governor Jokes Here...
 
What was Arnold's bedroom nickname in his younger, friskier sex-and-drugs days?

The Sperminator.

CR

mckerney 08-29-2003 02:01 AM

Anarchy Means I Litter

andy m 08-29-2003 02:08 AM

what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?

mckerney 08-29-2003 02:10 AM

Wait, I got one:

So Arnold and Trogdor the Burninator go into a bar in San Francisco, what happens?

Trogdor crushes the villagers and burns their huts down while avoiding the knights.

mckerney 08-29-2003 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andy m
what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?


Jesse Ventura being a governor?

Wait, that's not funny, that's just scary. :(




Oh, and I got another one:

Arnold has two kids and a homocidal maniac tells him he can only keep one. Which one does Arnold let him kill?

fantastic flying froggies 08-29-2003 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andy m
what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?


Apparently Gary Coleman is also a candidate. Funnier ?

Franklinnoble 08-29-2003 10:48 AM

So is Gallagher.

Franklinnoble 08-29-2003 10:48 AM

dola... I think "pathetic" is the word you're looking for.


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