My Assbone Hurts
 

No seriously it does. Recently, after I sit for a while, the bone starts to send messages to my brain telling me to stand up. It hurts badly. This never used to happen.

Is assbone hurting a sign of age? Will my assbone get better? Or do I have cancer of the assbone?

-Anxiety

Have you had a good BM yet today?

Theres an obvious joke about a trout and a rectum, but really... its just too easy.

TMI. TMI.

again with the "turbo massaging indexfinger"

Try one of those newfangled coffee enemas.

Seriously... how old are you? Might not hurt to get your prostate checked... either that, or you've got hemorrhoids.

Sorry, I was out of lub and used butter. Didn't think you would notice. I don't recall hemorrhoids, but you might want to check anyway.

*looks in an antomy textbook*

Nope, sorry. I don't see an "assbone" here.

I'm quoting myself out of context... just because, upon further review, it looks funnier this way...

Try coccyx.

Didn't happen to have a review at work recently?

Re: My Assbone Hurts
 

That's what happens when you hang out with Fritz and Marm...

I cracked my tailbone when I was in 7th grade. It felt a lot like what you're going through. There's nothing you can do about it (you certainly can't put your ass in a cast). Just have to grin and bear it for awhile.

Re: My Assbone Hurts
 

Maybe your body is telling you to get your ass out of your chair and do some work for once ;)