Scared by TCY
 

So, I take my Arizona State team to the national championship, much celebrating and drinking ensues, and I get to the next season. I go to check on the progress of my team, including my 2-time Heisman finalist quarterback, and I see that every player has a 0 for ratings. After changing my underwear, I discovered that my home scout had retired. After I hired a new scout, then things were back to normal. But now I'm out a pair of underwear!

LOL!