OT - The FOFC wives quote board
 

Okay, I realize that not everyone has a wife... feel free to include comments made by your girlfriend or significant other of whatever sort. Topic is entirely up to you.

Mrs. Q: Isn't it a little early in his career for Cuba Gooding to resort to the "retard" role?

Mrs Q: (Upon seeing footage of Byron Leftwich) "He's a pantload."

From my mother

Naked you entered this world, Naked you leave (If I ever thought of running away)

Mrs. Cringer after the Colt-Buc game last week refering to the Colt comeback....

"They did that just because i always ask you why they don't just end the game early in games like that......."

From mrs. T:

"I like Dr. Sak and Dr. Jap"

From Lady Shorty: "I'm not real, silly."

From my beloved partner, Mr. Schmidt:

"Meoooow"

Yeah... maybe I should have measured my words more carefully there.

Mrs. MizzouRah: "Are you going to the Rams game tomorrow night?"

Me: "Yes"

Mrs. MizzouRah: "How do you plan on shitting out money for the game?"

Mrs. EaglesFan27 (who is not a fan of the Eagles at all and chooses to root against whatever team I root for in any particular game because I'm paying attention to football and not her): "The Cowboys win! The Cowboys win! Now I'm going to dance around naked to maybe get your attention."

ME: "But the Steelers are coming on."

Mrs. EaglesFan27: "Fine, I'll go dance naked alone."

I heart Eaglesfan27's wife... :D


From JeeberD's little lady:

"I can't wait for the Cowboys game today. I'm still excited from last weeks game!" (We went to the Cowboys-Cardinals game last week.) :eek:

Mrs V: It really does work!

*This being said after my nipples were nearly ripped off after waxing my chest*

NOTE:

Don't ask just find the thread labled "Vulcans Waxing Adventures"

Nyar's girl: Ewwww!! This is horrible. Taste it.

Wow, I did not need that visual image

My wife: "Why are you asking questions? I gave you an order, now move, Mister!"

"who are the T.B Bucs....oh wait.....i know...they're Thunder Bay Buccaneers."

Mind you..this was 4 or 5 years ago when i was teaching her how to play QB1....now rarely a Monday goes by that we don't go play...she's hooked.:)

Wow, that is surprising, she's able to keep it all in perspective.

AnalBumCover's Bar Chicks: "Okay, one picture... Can I go now?"

Yours says that too, huh? :(

klaywoman (taking a bath upstairs and reading the fliers delivered that day): "How big is a 26 inch tv?"

klayman (annoyed at having a conversation over a flight of stairs while a hockey game is on): "About the size of my dick!"

klaywoman (without realizing what she is actually saying) :"Who the hell would want a tv that small?"

I'm fairly certain she knew exactly what she was saying, klayman. :)

:D

You would think, but she's blonde...she had no clue what 26 inches actually was.

Maybe not, but blondes do know dick sizes very very well. :D

My Lady: If I catch you with one more lab...Blah blah blah.

From a date with a girlfiend some years ago

gf: I think we shoud stop seeing each other

Fritz: Women don't talk during the stanley cup.


and she sat there until the end of the game and then broke with me. I felt so cool.

I heart Fritz.

Very nice, Fritz!

This is probably appropriate since new dad Franklin just posted. I got this on Saturday night:

Her: "I want another baby."

I was going to say "And I want to do you in the butt, so I guess neither one of us will be getting what we want, will we?", but then I decided I wanted to live.

it was either that or post:

Mrs. Fritz: I am moving out tomorrow.

Which I thought might be kind of a buzzkill. For the record, I was not nearly as cool on that one. I hate blowing an opportunity.

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More good/bad Fritz

a friend's GF: Does my ass look big in this?

Fritz: Of course it does. Your ass looks big in everything - you have a big ass.

That last one reminded me of something that happened at work yesterday. I was waiting on this couple who were in their mid-twenties and they had just finished their meal. I offered them dessert and...

Woman: I really wish I had some room for some tiramisu...

Man: Why don't you check with your ass? I'm sure it thinks you have room.

I was shocked, but I couldn't stop from laughing.

Oh, and she wound up getting the tiramisu anyways...

Cam, I feel your pain.

Hmmm. Considering the content of your post, that's probably not the best way to phrase it, but oh well.

I suspected as much... ;)

I'm not sure if you're talking about another child or... the other thing. I'm not even sure if I want you to elaborate. :)

Following a very stressful evening with the babies....

Mrs. Breeze, "Can you believe that we are actually going to bed at 8:30 on a Friday Night."

or

Catching me zoning out watching a VeggieTales video...

Mrs. Breeze, "Honey, you do realize the children are asleep and you can turn that off now."