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Go here.... you will know what you have to do.... it is quite useful for telemarketers and in-laws

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml

You're welcome. :)

Is it a sign that I need help, that when I go to the Jerky Boys-->Sol Rosenberg soundboard, I can name the CD and track number from which each clip is taken?

thanks tubby

You deleted your thread while I was trying to respond. Anyhow, I spent too much time typing it, so here it is:

Reminds me of a phone conversation I had a few years ago, about 4 months after my first wife and I had divorced.

Me: Hello

Ex-wife's Best Friend (and maid of honor at our wedding): Hi... Franklin? How's it going?

Me: (haven't spoken to this woman in nearly a year - she lived in another state) Umm... OK, I guess.

Her: Well, I just thought I'd call and see how you guys were doing. Your phone number changed... nobody told me. Is "Jane" around?

Me: Umm... have you spoken to "Jane" at all in the last 6 months or so?

Her: No. Why?

Me: We're divorced. She left me to pursue a life of drugs and pagan idol worship with another man. (I shit you not - those were my exact words - and I was telling the truth)

Her: *** uncomfortable silence ***

Me: Anyhow, I guess, to answer your question, "Jane" isn't around. I don't have her number. She used to be working at "Large respectable Fortune 500 company," but got fired, and last I heard, was tending bar at The Dirty Drummer. She got evicted from her apartment, and I think she's living with some guy in his mother's basement, but I don't know his name, so it might be kind of hard to track her down.

Her: *** more uncomfortable silence... as if she's afraid to ask if there's any more to this story ***

Her: Wow. Oh my God. Umm.... well, sorry to hear that. I guess she kind of flipped out.

Me: Yeah.

Her: Well, take care. I'll talk to you later.


I haven't heard from her since.

yes

My favorite is the Al Pacino one. Very versitile. Sam L. Jackson is good too.

I was getting pity. fuck that.

Jim Florintine does some good stuff. 'Robbed' is probably the best I've heard of his.