How did we miss this story........
 

Doctor Accused Of Sewing Woman's Anus Shut


....link;
http://www.nbc5.com/news/2524081/ind...subid=10101401

story;

The Ohio State Medical Board is accusing a long-time doctor of negligence after complaints from two patients, including one whose anus was reportedly sewn shut.

Dr. William Stefanich said that he could refute all the board's claims.

According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed.

Another claim involved a patient the board claimed was not given proper diagnostic tests.

Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.

HAHAHA.

That could have been the best first response I've ever seen.

You win....I don't know what, but you win.

Re: How did we miss this story........
 

IMO, this is a very poorly constructed run-on sentence. Just thought I'd share that.

Where would the trout go then??

That's just aggressive therapy. No anus, no hemmoroids. Problem solved.

After that, I got nothing.

:confused:

i'm with Maximus........didn't know a woman with no anus was a fetish..........:confused:

I'm in shock... Greatest. First. Response. Ever.

Re: How did we miss this story........
 

Did anyone notice how the patient switched from "she" to "he" in this story? Are they sure about what exactly was sewn shut?

Wasn't there a Biggie song that went:

I'm gonna sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' ya and feedin' ya and feedin' ya.

I think that was the WuTang Clan.