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I think there could be a FOFC version of this...

From AlbinoBlacksheep

(AgentSmith) It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
(AgentSmith) One of these...has a future.
(Randerson) LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
(AgentSmith) How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

Change AgentSmith to SkyDog, Randerson to whoever the trouble maker of the week is, phone to PM, and mode: +m to 'In The Penalty Box' and we could have something here...

But then SD would have to retire his Roddy Piper line... :(

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
But then SD would have to retire his Roddy Piper line... :(

Impossible.

I feel the need to point out that this is one of the top quotes on bash.org (it's on the top 50 page):

Linky

I love bash. I count it as one of my three sites on the internet that are actually funny as opposed to just stupid.

SI

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Now that is funny

so what you're hacking?
im not a hacker, im coder
what you're coding?
Hack tools.

I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
But she finds my undies next to the bed.
Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

Have you actually ever had sex matthias?
Ask my children :P
.....
you have sex with your children?

The Afoci's IRC convo:

Code:

 damn

 FUCK

 DAMN

 i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up

 FUCK

 i go like this to her

 "i want to suck on your clit"

 FUCK

I love this one:

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

Funny stuff SI, thanks.

I liked this one:

1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

This is a quote from my TFC clan's IRC channel that I added:

(Tennessee) my cousin is fine'
(Tennessee) cinci ownz not cur bout wur leg at but cinci i have stuff there
(Streetwolf) lmfao
(Streetwolf) leg do u know what he just said
(Legnat) rednecks shouldnt have a computer