Do you ever zone-out your wife to much?
 

Watching the beautiful 17 play, 98 yard, 9 minute drive by the Packers to take the lead i apperently zoned out my wife because i though she had left the room, instead she was standing about 5 feet to my right with no shirt on, or bra...........though this is something i see every day i am home, it is NOT something i like to miss. Thankfully she just laughed at me, making me realize she was there. I asked what and she told me......unfortunetly she wouldn't take the top back off :(

No. I notice *every* time your wife is standing 5 feet to my right with no shirt or bra on.

Dola--


SOMEBODY had to say it! :D

hey man pics plz thx

second

Wives are usually good against the zone. I would go with a tight man, and then fall back on a bump & run. If she goes after you, switch to the prevent.

CR

i couldn't do that :mad:


thats only because this is a new computer and i don't have any of "those" pictures on here yet :D

Please, no pictures of this.

He used to be a tight end, now he's a wide receiver.

I like to zone out and still have a conversation with my wife just using phrases like:

"Really?"
"So what happened then?"
"Wow"

THe fact that you could zone out your topless wife makes we wonder 1 of 3 things:

1. Your wife has an ugly face, which is why your screenname is "cringer"

2. Your wife has an unimpressive rack.

3. You're actually in a "civil union", and you don't like saggy manbreasts.

I say its #3.

You can usually figure out some sort of one-word answer based on the tone of the sentence. This works well for me

My girlfriend has me figured out now. If I give her too many one word answers in a row she asks me what I just said to her. Usually I can't give her the right answer... :(

sad man. I can recite anything my girl tells me word for word and still know exactly what went on in the football game. She doesn't even bother to ask me anymore if I hear her after about 10 times of her trying it.

I think I'm going to be the next multi-tasking Bill Clinton, minus the infidelity.

Cringer, why the deleted post, friend?

Please man, teach me your ways. I am constantly getting busted for zoning out my girlfriends constant yapping. I have problems even with catching a few key words while I'm really trying to focus on something else.

Ok, i deleted this before because my link was wrong. Anyways, I read this to my wife and she demanded i show a picture of her. She doesn't care what anyone says about her face, but no one suggests her rack is unimpressive..... :D

so how do i put a picture up? because i am very unsuccessfull with this today.

Uhmm unless I'm mistaken, that link says she is looking for a woman for a relationship?

Is it the female version of HornsManiac?

Aww man, now you going to get the young perverts here all anticipating with their box of kleenexes.

How come the ability to put attachments taken away?

sned me the picture and I can set it up.

otherwise, host the pic somewhere. After its hosted, go to the pictures address (www.pics.com/cringersmanfrined.jpg or whatever) and copy it.

Go into normal reply here and click the IMG button. paste the address for the picture. Reply.

This is your wife?

your wife looks a lot like the MSN symbol... she's kind of round

It's a gamespy no-no.

ya...the link was to her msn profile, and apperrently MSN has done something to mess with links to profiles, because it SHOULD NOT do what it is doing.....uhg.....

Too bad, I liked that ability. :(

dammit cringer, stop deleting posts.

i give up........sorry guys, i'm a retard

send someone the file, i can host it [email protected]

I did too, but it turns out it was the cause of the board crash , which I had to ask Gamespy for help in getting fixed. When they realized what has caused the crash, I was informed that board attachments were a no-no. They were very cordial. I guess the fact that we specifically asked for help with the attachments table made the rep realize that we had no clue we weren't supposed to be using them in the first place. :)

They just tryin to bring us down! ;)

um, since I missed out on this, and I certainly enjoy looking at impressive racks... please send Shane your damn picture. You can also send it to [email protected] and I can host it for you.

You think his wife thinks we're pervs?

I'm still taking a look, nonetheless.

:eek:

Wow, that sucks.


Why is it not allowed?

dola-

let someone host the pic... I wanna see your wife:D

k, this better work:mad:
the wife

Impressive rack indeed. Nice work, Cringer... :)

has this turned into a show me your wifes rack thread?

Welcome to the All, All Brand Spanking New Show Us Your Wife's Rack Thread

I would certainly like to show you my gf's rack, however I dont think shorty's mom would approve of me posting her picture on here

Cringer, be honest.....they real?

:)

Damn! ;)

Cringer picture's are memorable. I still remember yours.:eek:

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