Humorous Suspension
 

The league office has decided to suspend Cary Shoemaker of Jacksonville for the 2004 season.

Shoemaker was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy.

lol

That is hilarious.

you made that up, right spleen?

Nope. That sucker is in the game.

lol too funny

Currently complete list of suspensions (most pretty funny):

... tested positive for alcohol use, in violation of the league's strict anti-drug policy.

... tested positive for drug use, in violation of the league's strict anti-substance abuse policy.

... tested positive for tobacco use, in violation of the league's strict anti-smoking policy.

... was arrested for a weapons violation, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for instigating a brawl during a party, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for assault, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for creating an R-rated rap album, in violation of the league's strict anti-explicit lyrics policy.

... was arrested for appearing on American Idol, in violation of the league's strict anti-teen trend policy.

... was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy.

... was arrested for acting in a bad Hollywood film, in violation of the league's strict anti-negative image policy.

... was accused of designing computer football simulations, in violation of the league's strict anti-trust policy.

... was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy.

... was arrested for purchasing a 1,700-square foot ranch home, in violation of the league's strict rule against living in relative poverty.

... was arrested for having an affair with a White House intern, in violation of the league's strict anti-presidential scandal policy.

LOL!

That's a joke.. I hope the funny one's are VERY RARE as I would HATE to see one of my boy's out for such a thing. I'd laugh at first, but then I'd be like, whaaa!

I assume the suspension for colossal squid-related offenses will be in the next patch? :p

Along with graduating from the same college as Ryan Leaf. . . special to WSU players. :)

TroyF

Ouch!

*cough*
Cougars 47, Buffaloes 26
*cough*

;)

Beating CU lost all meaning when Baylor did it, try again. :)

SHHH, nobody tell him about Rae Carruth. . .

TroyF

Touché.
Okay, so I'll call your idiot punk quarterback and raise you a murdering lunatic.

Your bet. ;)

Did you see the hooker Mike Price slept with? Murder can't even compare to that, can it?

I got nothing.

TroyF