12 Days of Christmas (FOFC Version)
 

In honor of the season, and wishing you peace on Earth, goodwill towards men, and apologies to all, I give you...

...the 12 Days of FOFC Christmas. The only requirement is that you have to sing it to the tune of the authentic version. Cheers!

12 SkyDog stickies
11 Patches patching
10 Pings-a-pinging
9 Polls-a-polling
8 Trolls-a-trolling
7 Newbies newbing
6 f'ing elitists
5 DYNASTIES!
4 Asshats
3 French threads
2/3 Quiksand puzzles
2 dola posts
...and a sports-sim via download.

Nice.

I think we need a Fritz-a-fritzing... and certainly Kodas EA-pimping.

Fritzes-a-fritzing?!? How many f*cking elitists?

Well, since they are elite I guess there can't be too many. I'd say 2 or 3 elitists would be enough.

I went with 6, since the flames a-flaming is sort of inherent in the trolls a-trolling.

And there is only one Fritz a-fritzing...

For you, Coffee, ya plagiarizing bastard! :D

What, you think I actually read your shitty threads? :D

Mine's better! ;)

Hey now, I think my 2/3 Quiksand puzzles line was creative genius. Bow to your master, java serf.

;)

12 days of FOFC x-mas song competition time, beotch!

I even had fritzes fritzing, without ever having seen this thread.

COFFEE BRINGS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT! :)

How much fritz would a fritzing-fritz fritz if a fritzer would fritz fritz?

42

Thanks for all the fish.

Are they, by chance, colossal fish, like our friend the colossal catfish?

Not sure.

I think it was the dolphins that said the line, though.

You're with me on this, right?

42?

The White Mice?

Marvin?

Don't Panic GB.

Yes!

Phew.

I've got my towel, so no worries.

'Tis the season.

P.S. I PWNED you again, CW.