When are the Golden State Warriors Going to go Postal?
 

Sorry if this was a lousy effort... I've never done a parody thread before, and I desperately want to fit in with the cool kids.

Who wouldn't want to be like Fritz?

And here I thought that someone was going to be talking about the Warriors :(

When I saw Quik post an NBA thread I knew things were getting a bit too goofy around here at FOFC.

Seriously though, Golden State was supposed to be horrible with the loss of overrated...I mean Jamison but now they're doing OK. Once Troy Murphy comes back they should be in good shape. Mike Dunleavy can play defense, unlike Jamison, Dampier is having a career year, even though I don't know how long it will last, JR has improved and he is scoring about 20 points a game. Van X is going to be solid. And of course Bill Curley...errr Brian Cardinal is coming off the bench well.
(Anyone who remembers Bill Curley will appreciate the joke.)

Now Quik will suffer the indignity of this turning into an actual basketball thread.

Go Calbert Cheaney!

I bet QS had to look up the name of Golden State's team.:)

Remember, he who createth hath the power to destroyeth.




















Maybe I'll start posting in that Olde Englishe tongue all the time... it's kinda cool.

Ugh. 12,000 posts in Old English? Just shoot me now. :(

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Well Heras just switched squads, and he's imporant. You'll need at least one climber to accompany Lance for the Mtn stages, that should be priority one.

Son-of-a-bitch! The T-wolves traded for that "white-boy" in 96.

Brian Cardinal, huh? How about Paul Grant??

Well, the surprising Nuggets just took those Warriors to school for a second straight game. :)

A big thank you to Golden State for giving us your best point gaurd. Given a choice between Arenas or Boykins, I'll take the little guy everytime.