I love to spank my monkey
 

http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html

How fast can you spank yours?

380 so far.

Re: I love to spank my monkey
 

You can have that record. I dont need Rug Burn there

432

Using a touchpad on a laptop.

451 now

I think this was posted before....

I got 351 as my high....

yes it was, but who doesnt love a good monkey spanking

Yes....This was posted before, but we didn't have the sticky thread back then. ;) Linking.

You'll link this and the "Skydog Feels the Burn" thread, but when I asked you to link the "What the Hell do You Look Like Thread", you just ignored me? Hmmmmmm.....

Hmmmm...I must have missed that. I don't read every thread. Can you bump it?

I think I sent a PM to you about it a week or so ago. Anyway, I'll bump the thread.

By the way, sorry for how grumpy I've been lately. Too much work, lack of sleep, and cramming for finals are taking their toll.

No prob. Linked.

FYI, I don't remember the PM at all, but there have been a few times when I've gotten them and been in the middle of something, and forgot to get back to the person. I'm guessing that is what happened on this one.

Is 605 mph a bad thing?

edited for improved spanking

I got 1047 mph.. just up your mouse speed :)

Got up to 583

532. My girlfriend thinks I am fast.

How did you get her to talk?

$50 add on. $150 more for her to call you small.

Tiny, not small

Tiny for $250. The more degrading, the more expensive. She is a bad doll.

Even if its true? Ill just stick with my crawfish with lasers instead of claws(tm) sex toy. Sure its a bit dangerous ,but if it wasnt, it wouldnt be fun.

That is true. There is nothing like the smell of burnt pubes from a horrible accident that nearly took off your sack. It is something you can sit around the Christmas Dinner Table and laugh with your grandparents around. Grandpa compares it to the time he tried to have sex with a badger.

Ah the joys of drinking moonshine turkey. Your eyes will glaze right over. Although in my grandpappies case, it was a beaver he tried to have sex with. Even after all these years, you can still make out the teeth marks on his ass. Fun times

To explore life in an inebriated state can lead to the discovery that you love animals more than your left hand. That can really mess with you.

Yeah, especially when those animals have been dead for several days. Gives a whole new meaning to road kill.

How much for the 'colossal' add-on?

I know your wife does. That way she doesn't have to waste 2 minutes of her day on you.

Well your wrong their bud, it only takes her 15 seconds.