Whisper down the thread Challenge
 

Not sure if this will work as I am winging it, but I've made up a few rules.

Rules: Following the rules will be a sentence. Subsequent posters will take the most recently posted sentence and do only one of the following things:

1) replace one word with a completely different word
2) add/remove a suffix to an existing word
3) add/remove a prefix to an existing word
4) swap the position of 2 words.
5) add a new word

Regardless of which action was taken, the sentence must follow the rules of proper syntax. If adding a word and/or if necessary, you may include an article (a, an, the) or whatever other syntactical device as is necessary for the word to make sense in the sentence.

You cannot alter your own works (IOW, you cannot dola post).

Please bold your additions/changes. If you don't know how to do that, check the forum help.

Any suggestions of more or better rules, please PM me.

==========END OF RULES=========


All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.

-- Aristotle

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the soul.

All corporate jobs absorb and degrade the soul.

All corporate lawyers absorb and degrade the soul.

All naked lawyers absorb and degrade the soul.

All naked babes absorb and degrade the soul.

I think the additional word is a bit overdue, but I'll add it here:

All naked babes absorb and degrade the soul food.

All naked babes absorb and degrade the soul completely.

All naked boobs absorb and degrade the soul completely.

All fake boobs absorb and degrade the soul completely.

My fake boobs absorb and degrade the soul completely.

Unfortunately, my fake boobs absorb and degrade the soul completely.

Unfortunately, her fake boobs absorb and degrade the soul completely.

Unfortunately, her fake teeth absorb and degrade the soul completely.

Unfortunately, her fake penis absorbs and degrades the soul completely.

Fortunately, her fake penis absobs and degrades the soul completely.

Fortunately, her fake penis absobs and degrades Fritz and Subby completely.

Fortunately, her fake penis whips and degrades Fritz and Subby completely.

Fortunately, her fake penis whips and lubricates Fritz and Subby completely.

Fortunately, my fake penis whips and lubricates Fritz and Subby completely.

Fortunately, my real penis whips and lubricates Fritz and Subby completely.

Fortunately, my really small penis whips and lubricates Fritz and Subby completely.

Fortunatly, my really small penis whips and lubricates Fritz and Subby's yak.

Fortunatly, my really small penis whips and lubricates Fritz's bitch Subby's yak.

Fortunatly, my really small cupcake whips and lubricates Fritz's bitch Subby's yak by day.

Subby, my really small cupcake, whips and lubricates Fritz's bitch's fortunate yak by day.

Subby, my really small cupcake, whips and lubricates Fritz's kitty's, fortunate yak by day.

Subby, my really small cupcake, whips and lubricates Fritz's kitty's, fortunate yak by day and by night.

Subby whips my really small cupcake by day, and lubricates Fritz's kitty's fortunate yak by night.

Yeah, so I broke a few rules... I think we might need a new sentance anyway...**

check out the Purple, Monkey Dishwasher Challenge #1 thread. I altered things a bit and made it a paragraph.