Zed's dead, baby.
 

Zed's dead.

Isn't that sweet?

Shorty's parents finally let him watch Pulp Fiction. :)

CR

I figure if there is going to be a thread with only quotes from a certain movie, I oughta make one of my own pertaining to one of the all-time classics. I love Terantino.

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Tarantino!!!

Qwik does have the spelling right Shorty...

Man, I shot Marvin in the face.

reservoir dogs was better

Royale with cheese.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

This is the kind of shit that'll bring the situation to a head Vince.

Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?

Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

it's the one that says "bad motherfucker"

In the fifth, my ass goes down.

garcon means boy

Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Look at mckerney trying to slip in some Reservoir Dogs.

Yeah, yeah, but Mr. Brown. That's a little too close to Mr. Shit.

So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Four guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fuck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshit. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' fuckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Cayman Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

Man, get out of my face with that shit! The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass!

Now is my shit together or is my shit together?

Name that flick.

A sewer-rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but i aint gonna eat the motherfucker. (might not be exact, but cloe enough)

I too just got done watching this fine piece of work.

I've never seen "Pulp Fiction".

Style +

Substance -

Kind of like most of our society.

So many great lines, at one point I could recite the movie in its entirety...

What do they look like?

[pause] Dorks

Haha

Haha MF'ker their your clothes.

Now pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

How many dicks is that?

Now lets not start sucking each others dicks quite yet.


Now that'd have to be one motherfucking charming pig.

If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga hidin' in a bowl of rice waitin' to pop a cap in his ass.

Jules: You remember Antoine Rockamora? Half-black, half-Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?

Vincent: Yeah, fat right?

Jules: Well I wouldn't go so far as to call the brutha fat. What's a nigga supposed to do? He Samoan.

I used to love Reservoir Dogs but after a couple of re-watchings I find Tim Roth's overacting in a few of the scenes particularly cringe-worthy. Especially when he says, "I'm fuckin' dyin' here. man!" I can't get the thought out of my head that he and Bobcat Goldthwait were seperated at birth...

oh, i'm sorry. did i break your concentration?

I'm just gonna walk the earth
What do you mean, 'walk the earth'?
You know, like Kane in Kung Fu

I say bitch be cool! Tell that crazy bitch to chill!

Jules : Mmmm, this is a tasty burger!

___

Jules : What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett : What?

Jules : What country you from?

Brett : What?

Jules : What aint no country I heard of. They speak english in what?!?

Brett : What?

Jules : English motha-fucka can you speak it?!?

Brett : Yes.

Jules : Then you understand what I'm sayin.

Brett : Yes.

Jules : Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

Brett : What?

Jules : Say what again! Common say what again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motha-fucka. Say what one more goddamn time! Now describe to me what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett : Well, he's black.

Jules : Go on.

Brett : and...he's baldl....

Jules : ...does he look like a bitch?!?

Brett : What?

(blam)

Jules : Does he look like a bitch?!?

Brett : No!

Jules : Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?!?

Brett : I didn't!

Jules : Yes you did, yes you did Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

"Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed. "

Zed:Bring out the Gimp.

But the Gimp's sleeping.

Zed:Well, I guess you better go and wake him up then.

-Don't remember the other dude's name.

I'm Super-Fly TNT, the Guns of the Navaronne.
I'm a mushroom cloud layin muther-f***er, muther-f***er!

It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

You ever given a man a foot massage?

F**k you!

You guys make me wish I had seen this movie.

It's not a motorcycle sweetie, it's a chopper.

Hey, I envy you. To see Pulp Fiction for the first time is a great experince. Btw, not every quote in here are from PF. There are some from "Reservoir Dogs" as well.