Rate your college team's coaches TCY-style
 

A little bored waiting for the poker tourney. I'll start. A few notes first, though. I moved some of the ratings responsibilities around based on my opinions of the real life situation. And I added a category for S&C coach. And I'm using congeniality strictly as a recruiting ability measurement since I'm not privy to coaching block allocation within the program. ;)

Texas Longhorns

Defensive Coordinator Carl Reese

Play Calling - Terrible
Congeniality - Fair
Defensive Lineman - Good
Linebackers - Terrible
Secondary - Fair

Offensive Coordinator Greg Davis

Play Calling - Terrible
Congeniality - Poor
Quarterbacks - Terrible
Running Backs - Decent
Receivers - Good
Offensive Lineman - Lousy
Kickers - Poor

Head Coach William "Mack" Brown

Motivation - Good
Discipline - Good
Congeniality - Excellent

Strength and Conditioning Coach Jeff "Mad Dog" Madden

Injury Avoidance - Lousy
Rehabilitation - Poor
Ability to get our players in shape and keep them from being too fat - Terrible

Okay, so I made that last one up. And obviously the positions are greatly affected by the coaches that are there.

I'll take some liberties with the ratings assignments, as well, since Beamer handles the special teams.

Virginia Tech Hokies

Offensive Coordinator Bryan Stinespring
Play Calling - Lousy
Congeniality - Terrific
Quarterbacks - Decent
Running Backs - Excellent
Receivers - Fair
Offensive Lineman - Good

Defensive Coordinator Bud Foster
Play Calling - Fair
Congeniality - Decent
Defensive Lineman - Very Good
Linebackers - Fair
Secondary - Pretty Good

Head Coach Frank Beamer
Motivation - Poor
Discipline - Decent
Congeniality - Excellent
Kickers - Very Good

Strength and Conditioning Coach Mike Gentry
Injury Avoidance - Very Good
Rehabilitation - Terrific

I'll try Ohio State:

Ohio State Buckeyes

Offensive Coordinator Jim Bollman
Play Calling - Lousy
Congeniality - Decent
Quarterbacks - Decent
Running Backs - Fair
Receivers - Decent
Offensive Lineman - Average

Defensive Coordinator Mark Dantonio
Play Calling - Very Good
Congeniality - Decent
Defensive Lineman - Very Good
Linebackers - Excellent
Secondary - Decent

Head Coach Jim Tressel
Motivation - Excellent
Discipline - Very Good
Congeniality - Excellent
Kickers - Very Good

Strength and Conditioning Coach Allan Johnson
Injury Avoidance - Good
Rehabilitation - Decent

Furman Paladins

Offensive Coordinator Tim Sorrells
Play Calling - Terrible
Congeniality - Poor
Quarterbacks - Very Good
Running Backs - Good
Receivers - Pretty Good
Offensive Lineman - Good
Kicker - Excellent
Punter - Muy Muy Terrible

Defensive Coordinator Steve Wilson
Play Calling - Very Good
Congeniality - Average
Defensive Lineman - Very Good
Linebackers - Good
Secondary - Pretty Good

Head Coach Bobby Lamb
Motivation - Fair
Discipline - Fair
Congeniality - Very Very Very Terrible

Strength and Conditioning Coach Wayne Brown
Injury Avoidance - Poor
Rehabilitation - Decent