Obtaining cleavage...
 

Is buying lobster for a girl to see her boobies really just paying for sex?

Depends how big the lobster is...

Depends how big the cleavage is...

Is buying her a Big Mac a sign that maybe the cleavage may not be up to par?

Depends. Do you get to travel to the southern valleys after viewing the northern mountains?

I'm sorry, but I don't think lobsters really care about such things...

That all depends on if she puts the claws on her nipples when she's done.

If you're buying her a lobster to see her boobies, I think I see a problem with your technique. What are you going to have to buy her to vacation south of the border?

But if she doesn't put the claws on her nipples then she's......


DOOMED!!!!

this is truly the question of a married man. :)

Heh heh heh... You said "boobies"... Heh heh heh...

Wait, you're supposed to buy them something for sex? I normally just take them to a frat party. Alcohol makes sex much easier :)

i thought you just waited for your roommate to have breakup sex, Easy Mac.

No, we stopped having sex a year ago. after I found a new breakup partner

-Anxiety

Buy me taco bell and i'll show you my hairy nipples:)

Do lobsters have boobies?

I think a lobster should at least be worth a lapdance.

Lobster is definately on the Physical Commitment portion of the menu.

pix pls

k thx bye

The lobster is fine. Just don't give her a lighter. But if you do give her a lighter, watch out for the mud shrimp.

Dear God. The mud shrimp.