Like sand in the hourglass, so are the days of our FOFC
 

To combat all of the hate and drama that's been going around lately I thought it would be cool to create something with no rules and no boundaries. Thanks to sabotai for the inspiration.

Gentlemen, I give you "Loathings", a soap opera without a plot. It's basically about a bunch of beautiful people (us of course ;) who dislike each other and have at least one connection to someone in the local hospital. But there could be so much more, and that's where you come in. What else is going on? Where do we live? Which character has an evil chimpanzee on their side? You decide anything and everything. Be creative. Just make sure you loathe.

If you are a first-time poster, give your character's name and a little background info about them. Then spout, gossip, or whatever. Who wants to start?

Oh, and I think there should be some large cliffs somewhere in the city where we live.

This could be the heir to the thread-killer...

Yes, and the cliffs have to in the park where every takes their family.

My name is Tracey Ludewig. Though you wouldn't know it by my name, I am male. I am 34 years old and I'm a dentist. In fact I have my own practice. Just thought I'd let you know that I didn't really get a secondary education.

Boy. If this keeps up, Fox won't even syndicate us.

My name is Angelina Runeway, my father is the best Cardiac specialist in the state and works at the hospital. He left my mother when I was born 17 years ago because she refused to have an abortion. I have just arrived in town and am unknown to anyone here, including dear old dad. I think I may head to the strip club to try and get a job, but first I have to watch West Wing and Law & Order.

I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Someone care to make up a city name?

My name is Dr. Drake Ramoray, 32 years old, from New York, an up and coming brain surgeon. I was a struggling actor with various cheesy roles before turning to medicine, and my (in)famous commercial for a hemorrhoid cream is a thing of my past, hopefully. I have an evil twin that also happens to be a doctor. I was recently assumed dead after last being seen fighting for my life in a coma. I have returned to retake my job, surprising everyone as a walking miracle.

My name is Antonio Michelangelo. I own a Calzone shop on main street. My brother, Leonardo Michelangelo, or Leo for short, is the lovable and always reliable "master of the custodial arts" at the hospital.

My name is Ragnar Flamebeard, Son of Erik. I have come to claim the lands of my ancestors. However, I must first enlist the help of those willing to come to my side. I believe my first step shall be to make every woman in the town infatuated with my dashing barbaric looks, and then enlist the help of the Mafia, who I am convinced has a front at the Calzone shop.

My parents names are Fredo and Theresa Michelangelo. Fredo is the head of an organized...establishment that has been around for ages. The word on the street is he has the towns crooked, money grubbing Mayor in his back pocket. Although several the two have been seen together doing "not so legal" things on several occasions, Mayor Gindin still insists they are nothing more than acquaintances.

And somewhere in the mists near the cliffs in the park, a figure cloaked in a black robe & hood sits quietly, gently stroking the blade of a knife as it glitters in the moonlight.

I am Homeless Jimmy. I eat anything and everything from your garbage can.

And sewer.

ripoff.

you are my hero

My name is Courtney Love. I marry rockstars and nag them until they try to cut themselves in half with a shotgun.

of?

There was a wrestling in a federation called XPW by the name of Homeless Jimmy. Sorry I thought you actualy got it from that. I take-back the ripoff. :D

lol I guess I should have used a different random first name. Maybe I have heard that before thus why I thought of Jimmy first?

My fault!

I went to watch TV in my hotel room but ended up having a fling with one of the above and am now pregnant, which isn't good because I have a rare condition in which pregnancy could make my heart explode. I'm afraid i'll have to visit my estranged father, but I can't let him know it's me.

Call me Dr. Van Nostrum from the clinic. I also celebrate Festivus...

I am the Colossal Squid, and I live beyond the great cliffs in the Sea of Mists. I am formidable, cocky, and funny. Fear me.

And near those same cliffs in the mists of the park, stands a figure cloaked in white(stealth like) to where you have to strain your eyes just so you can see him. He will be there to save those from the one who waits in shadows of the moonlight. His own blade will be the death of him.