Can anyone translate this please?
 

teño que ir dormir, deixa de tocar os collons, moooono

Sorry, only Slavic languages here. I don't know none of that spanish.

The first part looks like "I have to go sleep", the start of the second part looks like "Don't touch our" (or maybe "You may touch our"). Based on similarity to partly-remembered Spanish. I'm sure someone who's fluent (like presumably Icy) can help if it's close enough, otherwise I don't know if there are any Portuguese speakers on the board?

Edit: Hmm, on second thought, teño doesn't look like Portuguese. Now I'm confused, because the google translator does handle deixa as Portuguese but not as Spanish.

dola, herd, I'm pretty sure that's Portuguese, not Spanish.

I don't speak that either.

:D

I've changed my mind, I'm not sure either way now. :p

It is definitely not Spanish although the "ñ" is an indication towards Spain...(I know it because I have one on my last name ;))

Man, France sure blows;) Hey alf, are you spanish? Its not spanish but it might be something like castililian latin or something

I think it's catalan not spanish, but since I'm fluent in spanish I would say the translation is something like that :

'I've got to go to sleep, stop touching my? balls, moooonkey"

That sounds like Portuguese/Brasilian or mybe from Galicia (Spanish region located at the norwest, near Portugal. Apart from the official Spanish, Galicians use also a second laguage, mix of Spanish and Portuguese). Anyway it is slang so it's not easy to do an exact translation to english, BreizhManu translation was fine :)

"collons" is said "cojones" in Spanish and means nuts, balls, etc

So I take it that this was hardly friendly...:)

this close to portuguese but isn't right in line

It's Gallego

Sent 2004-02-04 05:16:00
From nemesio
Subject Re:

inculto, yo hablo castellano, gallego y castrapo, y por telefono, y por mail, y por correo ..........jajajajajajaja




y tu puta

I have a feeling I'm being insulted...I may just have to inform a GM now...thank goodness I've been saving these...

Actually rereading now...it sounds like he is trying to be friends with me...

inculto(?), you live in a house (?), gallego (his region) is crappy, poor telephones, poor mail, poor (something)....

y tu puta(I have no clue)

anyone, anyone

Freetranslation.net says:

uncultured, I speak Spaniard, Spanish and castrapo, and by telefono, and by mail, and by mail ..........jajajajajajaja

and your prostitute

you uncultured, I speak Spanish, Gallego and Castrapo, and also by phone, by email and by mail...........jajajajaja (something like an ironical "Yeah sure")

don't know how to translate the "y tu puta", if it was a question it could be "what about you whore ?" but here I don't get it, so you'll have to wait for Icy.

Else, looks like a very friendly guy.

And to think I let him have that player too...ah well, looks like I have some reporting to do, many thanks...

Im pretty sure there is a story here.

reporting? for that? i dunno it sounds kinda funny to me... i know i would get a kick out of it if it were me

haven't decided yet...nothing let getting your daily insult...there might be an ecom business in this.

BreizhManu translation was fine again, good job :)
About "y tu puta" you're right again, he means "what about you whore?" he missed the ¿?.
Seems he is not so cultured and his way of speaking makes me think he is a kid, the way he uses that slang is not how adults do.

What is this Qwikshot? private messages?

I had a spanish owner send me an e-mail and ask me why I had wetbacks on my team. At that point in time, I was kind of going WTF? why would he bring this up?

Made me laugh, then I realized, I won a transfer he was bidding on =)

Yeah, hattrick email...the thing is I let him have the winger I was seeking...he got too expensive for my blood...

The best thing to do with this kind of guys is just ignore them, they will get bored after some time.

The jajaja part is just him laughing (like hahaha), and the last word means worse than whore...more like female dog.

that would be perra or guarra, puta is whore

I guess I am just looking at it from a more slang Mexican side. Most people I know and run into use it in the context as female dog. guess more interchangeable down here.

And for people that ask, I run into them as part of my work.