Gordon
 

Don't you think this is a cool name? I think I'm going to start calling you gordon. That'll take you down a few pegs.

Get me some coffee gordon dammit.

Erm......

I like coffee.

As long as I can keep calling you bitch, everything is fine.

Gordon from Sesame Street?!?

Quick, another one has fallen off the wagon!

Please phrase all questions in the form of a showtune.

That's a show tune?

Please phrase all questions in the form of a monster truck rally commercial.

Thursday, Thursday, Thursday?

Not bad, but your moustache wasn't big enough. Also, you need to eat more chili fries before trying that again.

Okay. I am lost.

Is someone a little bit drunk?

Someone has been directing a little too much music.

That's all well and good but I still dont have my damn coffee gordon

Arkansas.

TAPNCIA VNAMCEA

Very funny.

So, uh, where the hell is my coffee, Gordon?

BOMBAY

BOOT TO THE HEAD.

And remember, your answer must come in the form of a quotation from a song on the Dr Dimento show.

Star-trekking across the universe! Only going forward cause we can't find reverse!

And Another One Rides The Bus....

Gordon Pritchard. I'm the Dean.

I'd actually consider killing a person in cold blood to get high-speed internet at my house. Just for threads like this.

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MattJones4Ottis?

If I don't get some mothafuckin coffee around here soon there's gonna be a FOFC-member-shaped whole in the wall.