The Final Final FOFC Draft (really!!): Thread Draft
 

Disclaimer: This idea is not original, but I got it from every other draft thread, and I might as well try to end this thing. And I pay homage to nobody for the ground rules, which have been modified slightly to account for the indifference I have to other draft threads.

The draft: I'm looking for ten FOFCers to take part in a ten-round draft. You're drafting threads (with certain rules, see below). At the end of the draft, no winner will be selected, as this is a pointless and inane excercise.

The rules:
1. This only includes FOFC threads. FARK, IHOF, CFL and kewl designer duds excluded.
2. Once a thread theme is taken, it's off the board regardless of how many threads it's appeared in. If you take "Funny FOF Names", the next guy can't take "More Funny FOF Names", "Really Funny FOF Names" or "Pee your pants Funny FOF Names".
3. The threads can exist in other mediums prior. However, only how they appear in FOFC matter when taking into account the relevance of the thread if they existed prior to FOFC. For example, if you take Mount Rushmore, its significance only relates to...oh forget it. You figure it out. This may seem unfair, but its the rules I'm laying down.
4. You can take any type of thread (stupid, witty, pointless, a Kodos poll, good, bad, etc) as long as you can describe it in some way that we understand who you mean.
5. You're drafting specific threads, not thread types. IWS#24 is OK. "IWS" in general is not. This intentionally conflicts with Rule 2.
6. If you make an invalid pick based on these rules and someone points it out, you lose your pick. If necessary, be prepared to show some sort of evidence that your pick is valid. If not you will be publicly flogged.
7. Draft will go in serpentine order based off a random order. No specific reason, I just like the word "serpentine". Serpentine....serpentine...

I intend to sit on the sidelines and not comment, not do a mock draft, but download pron and throw feces at the wall. If you can't handle some good messy feces, then this isn't for you. If people want to throw their own feces, that's cool. If needed, don't bother to come looking for me.

I don't want to ruin anyone's pick, but I'm throwing this obscure one out there: The All-Inclusive Reference Thread.

I'll take The Final Final FOFC Draft (really!!): Thread Draft

I call dibs on the "I feel like a thread killer" thread.

I would have been ironic had that been the last post of the draft thread...perhaps I'll delete this...

How long to call...

I call dibs on "I didn't eat corn!"

Dirty Sex Vernacular.

I call the Cocky and Funny thread!:D