You Know You Are Old When...
 

Farrah Fawcett looks like this:

Sweet jeebus! :eek:

I liked her better with the tan swimsuit and her highbeams on. That was my Jr. year in HS.

What the hell?

Looks like one of those reconstructed caveman skulls...

I'd still do her.

Damn...

Age certainly has not been kind to her. I need to go find an old picture of her for comparison reasons.

You sure that's not Katherine Hepburn right before passing away?

Now we know what Pamela Lee has to look forward to.

::wonders aloud whether it was Franklinnoble who propsed to Star Jones during the NBA All Star game.::

Well, that is, if she survives the 10 years Doctors gave her for Hep-C.

Holy Sh...

1977

Ok, it was red. Sue me.

Correction - age + plastic surgery have not been kind to her...

Wasn't she in Playboy like five years ago???

Of course, air brushing can cover up many a nasty flaw...

Do you have a link to the story accompanying the pic? I need more proof that thats her, it looks nothing like she looked just a few years ago.

From a faraway glance, I would have thought that photo was that of the Green Acres girl. ( I can't spell her name, but you know who I'm talking about. The one who slapped the cop, etc. )

Eva Gabor? Or was that Zha Zha?

Looks more to me like Mary Ann from Gilligans Island.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004072332,00.html

Oh yeah! That's it. Zha Zha Gabor. Vaguely, of course.

Oh gosh, let's not talk about Mary Ann... I still have a pleasing memory of her in my mind!

I need more proof than an English tabloid picture. That isn't Farah. Kim Basinger maybe.

Dude, he asked for proof. You accidentally messed up and gave him the link to The Sun.

Yeah, im still wary. As ive said, that doesnt look like an aged farrah fawcet, that looks like a completely different person.

I still have that poster. :D

I'm pretty sure that is Mrs.Thurston Howell The third....AKA "Luvy"

I posed the question to my friends the other day: who is the oldest living person you'd have sex with?

I immediately set the bar at Cyndi Lauper, and decided I'd do more research into babes older than her that i would still go for.

edit: and for the record, Lauper is 50 years old.

Cyndia Lauper?

How about Olivia Newton John at 56?

Dyann Cannon

I'm working on it. I can definitely say Morgan Fairchild at 53.

No to Newton-John, I never found her very attractive.

I honestly thought it was a pretty interesting question. I also now get email updates when someone has found an older person who passes the test for them. I beleive my girlfriends breaking point is Jack Nicholson, who is pretty damn old himself.

My wifes is Sean Connery, she has a thing for him. Don't ask me why. I think it's the accent.

She has yet to watch him in Finding Forrester though. I need to get it so she can see it, and then cringe at Connery trying to be "hip"

I on the other hand, would also draw the line at Morgan Fairchild. I enjoyed my daily dose of her on the Old Navy Commercials.

Wow, I thought Olivia was a cutey...

How about Cheryl Tiegs at 57...

I wouldn't have slept with Cyndi Lauper when she was 20.

as for me, Tina Turner (who turns 65 this year) has always been an older lady I'd sleep with. I haven't seen a picture of her recently, but she's always looked great for her age.

if age has caught up with Tina, I'd move on to 56-year-old Jaclyn Smith in a heartbeat. she still looks as gorgeous as ever.

I don't blame you. Captain Lou Albano had been there...

I wouldn't have slept with him either.

How old is Mimi Rogers?

48

Dyan Cannon is like, 67 this year. I think she's had enough plastic surgery to keep her "doable."

Not where it counts probably...

47.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jan 27, 1956

I dunno... there are plastic surgeons in Hollywood these days that specialize in "designer vaginas." I'd bet she's got one... at least, that's how I imagine it when I have the kleenex handy...

Now that's something everyone should experience at least once...

Susan Sarandon, 58.

Lindsay Lohan, 17