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mauchow 02-26-2004 12:27 AM

No more BJs!
 
No more blow jobs for the guys.. Apparently, it causes cancer...

Oral Sex = Cancer

Hurst2112 02-26-2004 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mauboy1
No more blow jobs for the guys.. Apparently, it causes cancer...

Oral Sex = Cancer


I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer.

I KEED, I KEED... ;)

GoSeahawks 02-26-2004 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurst2112
I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer.

I KEED, I KEED... ;)

Hahah

Travis 02-26-2004 01:05 AM

Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.

JeeberD 02-26-2004 01:25 AM

Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board... :)

mckerney 02-26-2004 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD
Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board... :)


What, you didn't show her the articles saying it'd cause her to lose weight?

JeeberD 02-26-2004 02:14 AM

Oh, I told her all about that one. But I sure as hell didn't send her the link to read it here... :)

k0ruptr 02-26-2004 02:15 AM

what the hell is wrong with u people. delete this thread, then hack into the newswires and delete those articles.

BigJohn&TheLions 02-26-2004 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Travis
Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.

Thought you were offered the chance to be a part of the study as part of the "it's better to give than receive" team... :D

Travis 02-26-2004 08:20 AM

Hey, they are just saying oral sex period, nothing specific about just getting or receiving, I would have been quite happy giving, though again, I would have demanded my own screening process, as I mean, twins are great, just not bottled up in one woman.

Easy Mac 02-26-2004 08:33 AM

I like how they start the article:

"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer."

Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.

Samdari 02-26-2004 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac
I like how they start the article:

"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer."

Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer.


I am thinking that if scientists studied the real phenomenon, they would lead to the conclusion that heavy drinking can lead to more oral sex.

AgPete 02-26-2004 08:50 AM

Did they do a side study to find out if the chances increase or decrease if she swallows?

bbor 02-26-2004 10:35 AM

So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?

:D

JeeberD 02-26-2004 10:52 AM

Actually, I think I've read before that semen is good for the skin. Seriously.

Easy Mac 02-26-2004 10:53 AM

So I gues bukkake isn't the best idea... I'll have to tell the girl tomorrow.

tucker342 02-26-2004 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor
So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?

:D



ROFL!!!:D

Leonidas 02-26-2004 08:29 PM

OK, this study came from France, nuff said.

JAG 02-26-2004 08:45 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just going to forget I ever read this report. Probably in 20 years or so another study will come out saying, "No no no, we had it all wrong! Oral sex actually increases your life span by 20 years and promotes whiter teeth!" Won't all those cancer-fearing folk feel foolish then?

Marc Vaughan 02-27-2004 04:30 AM

Face it any study by Male scientists will be along the lines of:

Oral sex keeps you looking younger
Oral sex helps you lose weight
Oral sex delays the menopause

Any investigation by female scientists will say:

Oral sex gives you cancel
Oral sex causes drought
Oral sex causes headaches

(or is this just the cynic in me ;) )

Francis_Cole 02-27-2004 05:53 AM

Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!

Marc Vaughan 02-27-2004 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Francis_Cole
Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!


Oi - no need to call me names, never considered myself to have stooped low enough to be considered a 'boss' .... ;) :D

Breeze 02-27-2004 05:59 AM

I'm married so I don't ever get oral sex anymore anyway. ;)

Taur 02-27-2004 06:19 AM

I thought for the Protein alone should make it a staple for any woman on the Atkins diet.

Taur 02-27-2004 07:09 AM

And, He does the Little happy dance. For the rest of you read the entire article.
Quote:

Researchers had suspected that a sexually transmitted infection that is linked to cervical cancer could also be associated with tumors in the mouth.
The BJ line forms behind me. This only pertains to oral sex on a woman. She can still go down, but you can site this case study as a reason for not going down.


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