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No more BJs!
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I am glad to see that you are concerned about getting cancer. I KEED, I KEED... ;) |
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Dammit, why wasn't I asked to participate in this study. Provided I get to do my own screening and can turn the lights off before they see me, I'd be great at this research.
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Once again, I'm very glad that my girlfriend doesn't read this board... :)
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What, you didn't show her the articles saying it'd cause her to lose weight? |
Oh, I told her all about that one. But I sure as hell didn't send her the link to read it here... :)
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what the hell is wrong with u people. delete this thread, then hack into the newswires and delete those articles.
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Hey, they are just saying oral sex period, nothing specific about just getting or receiving, I would have been quite happy giving, though again, I would have demanded my own screening process, as I mean, twins are great, just not bottled up in one woman.
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I like how they start the article:
"Although the risk is small and it is more likely to result from heavy drinking and smoking, scientists have uncovered evidence that oral sex can cause mouth cancer." Basically, we have no real link, its more that slutty girls who give head all the time smoke and drink more, and are therefore more likely to get cancer. |
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I am thinking that if scientists studied the real phenomenon, they would lead to the conclusion that heavy drinking can lead to more oral sex. |
Did they do a side study to find out if the chances increase or decrease if she swallows?
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So...if you unload on her face........does that cause skin cancer?
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Actually, I think I've read before that semen is good for the skin. Seriously.
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So I gues bukkake isn't the best idea... I'll have to tell the girl tomorrow.
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ROFL!!!:D |
OK, this study came from France, nuff said.
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I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just going to forget I ever read this report. Probably in 20 years or so another study will come out saying, "No no no, we had it all wrong! Oral sex actually increases your life span by 20 years and promotes whiter teeth!" Won't all those cancer-fearing folk feel foolish then?
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Face it any study by Male scientists will be along the lines of:
Oral sex keeps you looking younger Oral sex helps you lose weight Oral sex delays the menopause Any investigation by female scientists will say: Oral sex gives you cancel Oral sex causes drought Oral sex causes headaches (or is this just the cynic in me ;) ) |
Its great when your boss (MV) is even looking at these threads... no need to turn off my monitor when he comes over!!
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Oi - no need to call me names, never considered myself to have stooped low enough to be considered a 'boss' .... ;) :D |
I'm married so I don't ever get oral sex anymore anyway. ;)
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I thought for the Protein alone should make it a staple for any woman on the Atkins diet.
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And, He does the Little happy dance. For the rest of you read the entire article.
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