OT: Arrested for abusing my wife
 

Hey guys need some legal advice on a loophole that will help my beat this first degree assault charge. The bitch was really asking for it. Any help appreciated!



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You could always try the, "My wife was actually a man before the sex change" excuse. Works every time. Or so I hear.

You know where O.J. plays golf these days? He could probably give you a few pointers. ;)

But only if you help him find the real killers.

He's looking for advice on 1st degree assault, not 1st degree murder.

O.J. got out of both, he just had to go to court for that messy little murder incident. ;)

Two things that you would have to tell us is the state you were arrested? (domestic violence laws are different from state to state), and what the circumstances where? (what the police used for probable cause to arrest you)

This man has dedication. It was a joke, but if I do snap, I know who to get a hold of.

I do it for a living so I have a little experience. :D

Well, I guess if I want to stay on the computer when she has 'work' to do, I can now. Time to stick up for myself. :D ;)

You beat your wife for a living? How's the money in that?

Damn, i wanted that line........... :(

If you hire somebody to kill her, you won't have to worry about her testifying against you.

Now this is the kind of advice people need!:D

"Ike Turner ain't got shit on me!"

Worked out great for Ray Carruth.

Hmm....maybe you could move to Australia, and start a catering business.