ESPN Dream Job Commentary, Part Deux
 

Lots of free time and lots of wannabe sportscasters to make fun of. I didn't hear if ESPN changed their idiotic voting method, so pray the best goes last.

Comeon NBA, end

Lets get it on!

Duke is still on, so I'll be commenting in like 5 minutes... Lets Go Duke

I wanna see the dude with the headband and casual attire behind the desk. He's the only guy without a suit. He's either really stupid or really confident.

Fo shizzle my nizzle

LaVarr is like the Nasty Nate of the competition... Tony is the Squirrel Master

Looks like it's the same voting process...

At least Stu explained it better this time.

That girl doesn't look anywhere near her age...

His voice sounds too fake.

He good.... he good....

Disruntled attorney needs to work on his transitions from one segment to the next but I think he has a great voice for this stuff.

Not too bad. One of the smoothest so far in the comp.

LaVarr is on pot.

Shit, I wasn't paying attention...

This guy is in danger of getting voted off today.

Meh....

this dude blows.

I liked the first guy, second guy wasn't as good, but isn't awful.

Stu could use LaVarr's advice..

I like this dude...

This guy is pretty polished.

Rock and roll guy isn't as impressive to me as the first host but better a little better than the second. I think he's the "Real World's Puck" for this show. LOL Every reality TV show needs a rebel.

Wow, they are really going after the appearance thing.

Oh boy! More games... :rolleyes:

Wow, hairy guy dwarfs short guy.

this girl annoys me.

This is stupid.

The first contestant is going to be in the finals. He kicks ass. He's the only one of today's six who I could see talking with Kornhesier and Wilbon with Fact & Fiction.

Does she have collagen injections?

She's next. I hope she does better on her desk stint than she did with the Fact or Fiction bit.

so bad.

Oh so bad...

her lead ins are too long

I can see why alvin was a wild card.

I could do better than this dude, and that's saying a lot...

what the hell is a wildcard? I already voted for the girl, but man, i think i made a mistake.

He got in from some Wendy's contest...

Kornheiser says he doesn't want to be nasty like Simon on American Idol but he is the bad guy judge. hehe He's the only one who will tell someone straight up they suck.

This kid's pretty good...

YOU CANT DO GHETTO

Alvin is gone

No surprise there...

I would have loved to have seen the short guy respond to LaVarr with something like "I'm short, you're over-rated, I guess it's all a matter of perspective."