Signs you're spending too much time at FOFC
 

Your girlfriend tells you that you have been invited over for dinner by her parents. When you ask her what they're making she says "trout", and no matter how hard you try you can't help but think about Fritz's rectum.

:(

You use the word "Dola" in casual conversation.

Dola

You think that your mother's old wigs are either nifty or nasty.

Exactly what it was is escaping me right now... but I caught myself about to use an FOFCism today. So yeah, I may be spending too much time here.

If you immediately click on a thread entitled "Signs you're spending too much time at FOFC" to make sure you don't have any of the symptoms, you might be spending too much time at FOFC. :D

If the entire time you're in Houston watching the Rockets and Mavs play you're really wondering whether Jobu Eckman was able to keep up with Muhammed Ali...

I said I was wigged out today, if that counts.

You put on your robe and wizard hat...

You refer to yourself as either Wigocrat or SkyDogPublican...

I told someone I got banned from work.

:(

Ugh. If you have a dream and mckerney shows up in it (as happened to me last night)...

Uh....

Not that kind of dream, GE...

... hmm.

I am trying to think if an FOFCer has ever been in an of my dreams. I don't think so, and if he did it would be just a meeting type thing.

Well, yeah, that's all it was. I was out doing something and I saw MC. But he was hanging out with some of his friends so we couldn't really talk or anything. He went off with his friends and that was that.

I had several weird dreams last night. Must have been bad pizza I had for dinner...

Shouldn't this be a poll?

Stood up by mckerney!

No kidding. The ass.

Of course, I knew it was a dream right away. I mean, there's no way that MC has friends in real life... ;)

You've actually spent the time and effort required to learn the ² symbol

You laugh out loud when someone mentions a rhinosaurus.

You've actually spent the time and effort required to teach another member the ² symbol, and then said member starting having dreams about you. :eek:

all of your toes are named after FOFC posters

Completely converting your political, personal, spiritual, and sexual views based on the hypnotic readings of NoMyths.

When someone mentions "Survivor", you think they are refering to "Hot Chick Survivor"

You dream of trout.......

Hey, I'm sure it happens more than one might think. ;)

If you find yourself starting sentences with "Some moron on this board ..."

Your wife knows the saga of HornsManiac, and despises you for it.

You begin to think Rush Limbaugh is a pretty level headed fellow.

You're laid up due to illness for a day or two, return to FOFC, and it seems like you've been gone a long time.

When your wife can name a half dozen FOFC members.

Kodos - the Simpson's-crazy "alien" from Chicago
Craptacular - another Simpson's fan, native of madison, WI (poor guy)
Quiksand - legendary poster, likes puzzles, poker ans ponies
WSUCougar - the Gamemaster
Godzilla Blitz - writer of a dynasty for "that crazy alien game that you can't play on your computer because it runs too fast"
CamEdwards - talk show guy
SkyDog - "we have his CD, right? Not bad"
Shorty - the high school kid

etc.

etc.

At least I wasn't mentioned.

I say "jeeber dee" when I want to curse now. :)

I once told DataKing at lunch that I hearted my now fixed car.

I used dola in an AIM conversation.
He seemed somewhat perplexed.
I couldn't understand why he was so befuddled.
Then it hit me...

I often use Dola on other message boards as well... :o

You mean to tell me there are other forums out there?
Wow, I really must have been away for a long time.

...when you take a poll or questionnaire and reflexively scan to the bottom answer for the "trout option."

I am getting the feeling FOFC and Trout are becoming one and the same.

pop culture at work baby

Hehe. Not so fast.

ardent, you would be the "Christian Navy guy". When you went overseas the last time, my wife said a few prayers for you.

Excellente.

You see this thread title:

CM 03/04 Hints & Tips (quite long)

...and the first thing that goes through your mind is "...but not elephantine or anything."

You see a license plate start with "4RIC..." and you think 'that's not right...'

You're handling errands at the market, and you do a double take when you come across "Friz Ease" hair gel.

You see the Cardinals are bombing the Rangers 10-0 in the 2nd inning, and your first thoughts are, in succession, "Is Chan Ho Park pitching?" and "Is HFP watching?"