OT-Do You Masturbate In the Shower?
 

Just vote.........I don't want to know. :D

i don't know if it is funny or scary, but i was going to post the same thing myself

Scary....very scary. :p

so does this smell like frosted flakes?

Just wait until this thread gets into the discussion of "what goes down the pipes"...


Actually, I just heard something unbelievable on the subject of shower pipes (OK, bear with me here).

One of our receptionists is in a sorority at FSU, and they all live together, of course. She said that recently, they had to have their pipes replaced because of excessive corrosion - as in, so many girls are wretching in the showers that it is causing them to corrode much faster than normal, and that they had to replace the pipes during the mid-90's as well. That's how bad bulimia has gotten on college campuses. Blows my mind.

The irony is that they have house mothers who wait on them hand and foot, and cook up some of the greatest, most fattening food anyone could want, which just exacerbates the problem.

Anyway, sorry for the threadjack - although the concepts of masturbation, co-habitating sorority sisters, and showers are loosely connected, I would say...

I would let Serena Williams throw up her cheerios on me, but ONLY in the shower.

too awkward

You need some serious help. Now Jennifer Love Hewitt...........

While I'm sure bulimia has a bit to do with it, I'm fairly certain that much of the puking has to do with excessive drinking.

What does Marmel's sex life have to do with jacking off in the shower?

Oh wait.......I think I just figured out the correlation.......

never before has the trout been needed more and used less

Why would they vomit in the shower? Isn't that what the toilet is for?

I'm sure that's part of it, but I understand that it's primarily the bulimia. The chicks pig out on the homemade food, then wretch it all up in the shower before they go out drinking. Much to the guys' delight (in terms of affect of alcohol consumption), I'm sure.

Apparently, it's easier to cover up the sound with the shower on.

so... do these chicks masturbate in the shower before or after they puke?

AS,

You really know how to ask the hard hitting questions :)

Edit--Seem to have a problem spelling today.

This would have been an interesting poll to have the see who voted for what option turned on. ;)

Nope... but I masticate whenever and wherever I choose :D

I agree with the too akward sentiment, I mean first your standing up, second you've got the fucking water to distract you, the only way this is a good situation is if you havent gotten laid or masturbated in a very, very long time. Wait, why is everyone looking at me like I'm the one idiot to take the question seriously?

During.

CR

Mmmm co-habitating sorority sisters...