Why do we attract such, uh, *interesting* individuals at FOFC?
 

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Just to double-check, I looked into the IP. Not only was the IP a 100% match for our ol' buddy, but the birthday was the same as well. Not a very smart troll, apparently. :p He posted one post a few minutes ago, of the kind of crap he was doing last summer, so I just deleted it immediately and put this account in the perma-box. (Yes, when I catch a troll very early on, I just delete his stuff. If it is there for more than 2-3 minutes, I lock the thread.) So, then I start getting IM's, at first claiming not to have any idea who Mr. Buttercup is. Pretty bold of him, considering I'm looking at an exact IP match, a very similar name, and the exact D.O.B. in the profile. Finally I get sick of him and just start warning, figuring he'll go away. This is what followed:


For some reason, the words "stronger and more powerful than ever" come to mind... :rolleyes:

He called you busta and son... I think he is from New York or something with that fake ass talking.

That is some very poor grammer....

Probably an Arab-terrorist-in-training trying to get the hip 'lingo' down for when he comes over and blends into New York City.

Resisting the urge to start IM'ing him to death.

"man say sottin busta, y so quite, boy my name is drew neitzel, ill ball ya up all day son"


OK...for the hip-impaired...what's the slang, and what's bad grammar/spelling here?!

what language is that?

Is there a thread with a blacklist of folks from days past around here somewhere? I'm so lost at this. Then again, someone did suggest that it's best I not know. Er...something along the context thereof. :confused:

Let me remind the crowd that there is no such thing as a gangster computer nerd. We are all just computer nerds who know how to spell or we don't.

:)

Would the Mac/PC rivalry be the East/West Coast equivalent?

There's no blacklist anywhere (at least that I know of), but if you do a search for "buttercup," I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. :p

Buttercup was a short-lived, and pathetic troll who popped up around the time of the Wignifty/nasty/whatever incidents, and Act III of the HornsManiac Odyssey, a Tragicomedy in four acts. Frankly, he was a C-Grade troll at best. I've crapped better stuff than he's done as a troll. This latest incident certainly didn't bump up his letter grade.

Jeez, if you're going to troll a board, at least be clever enough to switch ISPs. :)

Hmm. I think you just broke the heart of a lot of 13 year old male noobs trying to act cool on AIM. :D

Damn, I need to get myself away from this place. I easily don't fit in round these parts. You people too strange for my tastes. Ya need to talk bout sports a little more and less bout all this other stuff. Everyone here seems to just love all the drama that shows up in the FOFC every once and a while. It's like a frickin soap opera to you guys.

Speak for yoself fool! Yo, I represent the east side of Windows! :p

I love the fact that after all this time, gold still sticks up for buttercup. At least he's a loyal friend.

Was Buttercup one of the Nascar trolls? I remember Happy and a few others.

I hope Skydog doesn't fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

I like reading about all the "other stuff".

You really just need to do a search on the word "buttercup." It is pretty amazing. Most of it was during the week that I was in Minnesota last summer. I guess y'all should look forward to the week I'm in Colorado this summer. I hear there's gonna be a full moon that week, too. :p

:D

I'm not gone fall for no banana in my tailpipe!

Just doing what was requested of me. ;)

You're not gonna fall for a banana in your tailpipe?

That's what they all say, baby. Just wait till the love doctor gets a hold of you

SkyDog isn't only a busta, but a fake busta

What's a busta?

He asked me if I knew Lost souls too

Wig is a busta.

Wit that gap in your teeth wig, my gats got to fit.

Dam son, yur a fake busta!

Get out of da way sun cause you is blockin my celebrity butta

busta
1) (n) Fake person, weak individual. "Busta ass nigga talkin' bullshit" -- Dr. Dre (Nigga Witta Gun [1992]).
2) (n) A snitch, a person who tattle-tales.


Usage of "busta" in proper context (from "Nigga Witta Gun" by Dr. Dre):

Dola--

Technically, "fake busta" is a redundancy...

Good reference, but I'm pretty sure that the proper line would be:

Irregardless, yous a fake busta wig

This is a very educational thread.

stevew is just a whack ass cracka playin busta

I was using the edited for MTV version that we watched in the suburbs

Ahhhh! Good point.

The version we got in Minnesota had "darn" and "shucks" in it more.

Mrs Buttercup = new hotness. Skydog = old and busta.

I only wish I could contribute to this thread.

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chilly B
And I’m a surefire, full blooded bonafide house rockin’ Jam-On Production MC
If you want the best, put me to the test, and I’m sure you’ll soon agree
That I got no force ‘cause I’m down by law when it comes to rockin’ viciously, you see
‘Cause when I was a little baby boy my mama gave me a brand new toy
Two turn tables with a mic, and I learned to rock like Dolymite
Time went by, on this God creation, I knew someday I would rock the nation
So I made up my mind just what to do and I joined with the Jam On Production Crew
So go crazy, go crazy, don’t let your body be lazy
I said don’t stop the body rock till your eyesight starts to get hazy
Clean out your ears and you open your eye, if you wanna hear the music just come alive
If you don’t know how get ready to learn
‘Cause Cozmo’s takin’ his turn to burn

This is the second time in the last 2 days that I've seen a "Jam On It" reference.

strange

Any William Shatner music?

And Superman had come to town to see who he could rock.
He blew away every crew he faced until he reached our block.
His speakers were three stories high, with woofers made of steel.
But when we brought our set outside he said, "Woo hoo! For real!"
He said "I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set."
"Don't need no pants to cool my ass. I just use my super breath."

Classic.

I keep hoping for consecutive thread hilarity. This thread and the Most Uncomfortable You've Ever Felt About a Particular Message Board Thread belong together.

I'm not sure you can ever have too many "Jam On It" references. Newcleus RULEZ! ;)

Ya know, I can't make up the stuff that I get...

Sorry. I shouldn't be telling people that about you. My bad.