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Franklinnoble 04-12-2004 01:07 PM

Socks and ants not included...
 
BBC to screen first TV sperm race


Digital TV channel BBC Three is to broadcast what it says is the first televised sperm race later this month. The race, to be shown as part of the educational Lab Rats series, will pit the sperm of presenters Dr Mike Leahy and Zeron Gibson against each other.

It will be filmed inside two tiny glass tubes by a microscope and relayed to a crowd watching a pub's big screen.

BBC Three controller Stuart Murphy said it was being done for an audience that usually "balks at educational shows".




It was a "creative risk" but Lab Rats tackled "difficult but important subjects", he added. Dr Leahy, a scientist, and Gibson, a comedian, say they will adopt different "training routines" to find out how different lifestyle choices affect reproductive abilities.

They will then have their sperm measured and tested by fertility expert Allan Pacey from the University of Sheffield, who will predict which man is likely to win.

The programme will be shown on 15 April at 2330 BST and is one of a four-part Lab Rats series.

In other shows, Dr Leahy will go 60 hours without sleep to show the effects of sleep deprivation and the pair will ride a centrifugal machine to nine times the force of gravity.




Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/h...nt/3614407.stm

Published: 2004/04/09 13:56:25 GMT

© BBC MMIV

rkmsuf 04-12-2004 01:08 PM

This is like the man show when they bet on sperm counts

cthomer5000 04-12-2004 01:59 PM

I still need counseling after reading the socks and ant thread.

rkmsuf 04-12-2004 02:00 PM

he should have added that he was wearing a robe and wizards hat at the time. That would have been gold baby...

Maple Leafs 04-12-2004 02:48 PM

I was away for a week, and have a terrible feeling that I missed something. Socks and ants?

cthomer5000 04-12-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs
I was away for a week, and have a terrible feeling that I missed something. Socks and ants?


http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/f...ad.php?t=24286

Maple Leafs 04-12-2004 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Sweet baby jesus...

I'm three paragraphs in and I regret ever clicking that link.

Franklinnoble 04-12-2004 03:13 PM

I'm surprised SD only locked the thread, and didn't instead delete it...

Ksyrup 04-12-2004 03:33 PM

I don't know, compared to the abortion threads, this one had some pretty good and worthwhile discussion in it...

The Afoci 04-12-2004 03:34 PM

A man tries to get head from an ant. I don't see the issue.

JeeberD 04-12-2004 03:37 PM

You know, when I first read that thread I could have sworn that it was a The Afoci thread. It wasn't until wig posted his archive that I realized who the true author was...

The Afoci 04-12-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD
You know, when I first read that thread I could have sworn that it was a The Afoci thread. It wasn't until wig posted his archive that I realized who the true author was...


The black sock gave it away. I generally try to keep all things black away from my thingie. I have found that to be the best way to keep my spirits up.

Franklinnoble 04-12-2004 04:07 PM

I prefer to use the nylons that Jeeber's mom left at my place a few months back...


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