Today
 

My wife just called my boss and told him that my "Rider of Rohan" moniker is the property of J.R.R. Tolkien Enterprises, and/or Peter Jackson, and that I am in violation of an agreement not to:

1. eat Cheetos
2. own a gun (or shoot one at a target range, or during a home invasion)
3. play multiplayer OOTP 6.0
4. think, believe, or otherwise insinuate that baseball has more strategy involved than college football or curling
5. watch The Alamo or any other movie in which John Wayne wears a coonskin cap

That is all.

I think this thread is in real danger of being locked...

:D

Oh, and you forgot to mention ants and socks, both black...

The one thing I got out of that thread was to use a white sock. That way, you can clearly see the ants, either red or black.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: NO ONE CAN HELP ME????????

The thing I got out of that thread is that if you have severe pain during masturbation, don't fret. Just wait a few seconds then go back to it...

What you posted was a statement, not a cry for help. Although I think that's implicit in most of your posts. ;)

Ksyrup---> http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=24334

Your wife and your boss are two seperate people? Wierd...

This calls for ...... THE CHIPPAH!

Must have missed that thread.

WTF are you talking about?

That is all.

are you talking golf my man?!?!?