How to really draw in the voters
 

From an AP story about Kerry being in the Yale Young Republicans Club (or not, who cares?):

"Kerry also was the treasurer of the Yale Young Democrats in 1962-63. It was an overwhelmingly Democratic campus in the 1960s, and the Republican club was all but defunct — until it signed up nearly half of the freshman class in 1965 with an offer to hear speakers, drink free beer and meet girls brought to the all-male campus as part of a $3 membership."

Man, I can't even buy a lap dance for $3...

Well that was 1965 so now membership would cost you approximately $3,000,000. Or something like that.