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bbor 04-15-2004 01:24 PM

Cancelling Playboy
 
//Start rant//

I am SICK of getting this magazine with Pamela Anderson on the cover every freaking 6 months.

Are they running out of girls??

Does she REALLY have that much to say socially that we need to hear from her every 6 months!!! :mad:

Hef...fork out some money and get some new celebs in your mag.If not...stick to articles only.

We are SICK of Pamela Anderson!.

//end rant//

Bosco 04-15-2004 01:25 PM

Could you post some pics?

bbor 04-15-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bosco
Could you post some pics?


Can't...i only have them etched in my brain.:)

GoldenEagle 04-15-2004 01:28 PM

How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?

klayman 04-15-2004 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle
How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?


Quote:

Does she REALLY have that much to say socially that we need to hear from her every 6 months!!!

He seems to be actually reading the articles :)

bbor 04-15-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle
How could you get sick of seeing Pamela Anderson naked?


Once you've seen her with a root in her mouth...seeing her "just" naked is boring:D

GoSeahawks 04-15-2004 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbor
We are SICK of Pamela Anderson!.

I still think she is the hottest chick alive.

Noble_Platypus 04-15-2004 01:39 PM

The whole Hepatitus C thing and the fact that she has more plastic in her than most foreign cars makes her hot yes, hottest chick alive no. I think there are a ton of playmates better than her, and thats not including non playboy hotties that I like better. She is hot, but I agree that I am sick of seeing her too. Fresh faces ( among other body parts) are more appealing to me.

QuikSand 04-15-2004 01:41 PM

Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.

Maple Leafs 04-15-2004 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand
Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.

Most... unexpected... post... ever...

Noble_Platypus 04-15-2004 01:45 PM

I almost mentioned her in my previous post. I think she is unbelieveable. I have spent much time marveling at her pics online. She is also doctored up, but until she comes public with a major disease and a self professed affection for tattooed, alcoholic rock stars she remains a notch above Pam

rkmsuf 04-15-2004 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand
Thay have given an awful lot of run recently to Dalene Kurtis, who is quite a marvel of modern science.


"I drink to that!" -- Takashi, Revenge of the Nerds.

Rizon 04-15-2004 01:50 PM

Personally, I'm just sick of looking at porn.







Wait. No I'm not.

Desnudo 04-15-2004 02:06 PM

I think she's grotesque. Why bother with Playboy anyway? Hardcore pornography has a lot more to offer.

stevew 04-15-2004 02:19 PM

Are you gay or something? Even all Plastic-ed up, Pam is pretty damn hot.

VPI97 04-15-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
"I drink to that!" -- Takashi, Revenge of the Nerds.

"This is bullshit, pan down - I want BUSH!" -- Booger, Revenge of the Nerds

rkmsuf 04-15-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97
"This is bullshit, pan down - I want BUSH!" -- Booger, Revenge of the Nerds


"We got dates!" - Takashi

Blitz 04-15-2004 02:26 PM

Cancel and Playboy do not belong in the same sentence. Period.

Drake 04-15-2004 04:11 PM

I'm actually extremely disappointed with the magazine's recent re-design. The new glossy, compartmental, hip look says "I'm a magazine full of blurbs, catch phrases, sound bytes and nifty graphics". I've actually enjoyed the articles quite a bit over the years.

Oh, and the Girls of Starbucks pictorial may have been the worst professional air brush job since Episode #9 of Operation Petticoat.

Then again, I'm getting tired of girls who all look the same, too. I'd like to see them run an issue with Assistant Editor Alison Prato on the cover.

Franklinnoble 04-15-2004 04:20 PM

Who's the current favorite amongst the following to be the first to appear in Playboy? Anyone care to lay odds?

* Britney Spears
* Jessica Simpson
* Hillary Duff
* The Olson Twins
* Emma Watson

Feel free to submit your own nominees...

Draft Dodger 04-15-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs
Most... unexpected... post... ever...


except QS really DOES read them for the articles.
in other news, Sports Illustrated came in the mail today - addressed to my wife. we have no idea why, but thanks SI.

Ksyrup 04-15-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
I think she's grotesque.


Ditto.

Desnudo 04-15-2004 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew
Are you gay or something? Even all Plastic-ed up, Pam is pretty damn hot.


Lol, yeah, you got me with that witty insight. And no she isn't.

SplitPersonality1 04-15-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
"We got dates!" - Takashi


If I remember correctly. Those "dates" were the girls of Omega Mu.

panerd 04-15-2004 05:08 PM

We got Takishi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clappin along. And just when think you seen it all along comes a Lambda 4-foot tall.

Draft Dodger 04-15-2004 05:23 PM

oh, and she IS nasty

Buccaneer 04-15-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup
Ditto.


Also.

Leonidas 04-15-2004 08:24 PM

Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service.

oykib 04-15-2004 08:35 PM

Does Playboy even qualify as pr0n anymore?

And I gave up on SI when they made the US women's World Cup soccer team Sportsman of the the Year-- PC garbage.

Buccaneer 04-15-2004 08:45 PM

and Peterman as the All-Pro QB. :mad:

Desnudo 04-15-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas
Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service.


Why would you have to deal with Penthouse customer service?

"Ah yes ma'am, this is Leonidas, I'm calling to complain about the lack of poontang shots in the last issue."

Bearcat729 04-15-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo
Why would you have to deal with Penthouse customer service?

"Ah yes ma'am, this is Leonidas, I'm calling to complain about the lack of poontang shots in the last issue."



Or maybe he's upset with the lack of pictures of urinating women in the last few issues

tucker342 04-15-2004 09:04 PM

LOL:D

I wouldn't be surprised to see Britney in Playboy soon

cuervo72 04-15-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake
Then again, I'm getting tired of girls who all look the same, too. I'd like to see them run an issue with Assistant Editor Alison Prato on the cover.


You still looking for her e-mail address?

I have to agree, enough Pam. I like Pam c. 1990, not so much today.

If I were to rant on anything bbor (not that I've gotten the magazine since 1995 or so, but I uh, run across a pic or two now and then), it would be the sepia-toned "celebrity" pictorials that they run every so often that never really seem to show anything (I'm not talking close-ups here, just a nice, well-lit frontal shot).

And as playmates go, enough of the dyed-blonde girls with plastic breasts so obviously stuck on them. Ah, if they would back to the Marina Bakers, Laura Richmonds and Sharry Konopskis of the world.

Anthony 04-15-2004 09:27 PM

i love IHOF jokes.

soon, they all will learn to worship Thad.

Shkspr 04-15-2004 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas
Playboy sux. Penthouse better, much better, except their customer service folks are the biggest lameass, push the product, screw the customer people on earth. Great mag, terrible service.


I would subscribe to any pornographic magazine who had customer staff on call to screw customers.

Oh, crap, here comes my wife...

Chubby 04-15-2004 10:46 PM

somebody's jealous...

Balldog 04-15-2004 11:23 PM

And I was about ready to sign up for $1 an issue, it has got to be worth that right?

JeeberD 04-16-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbor
//Start rant//

I am SICK of getting this magazine with Pamela Anderson on the cover every freaking 6 months.

Are they running out of girls??

Does she REALLY have that much to say socially that we need to hear from her every 6 months!!! :mad:

Hef...fork out some money and get some new celebs in your mag.If not...stick to articles only.

We are SICK of Pamela Anderson!.

//end rant//


Preach on, brother!!!!

MIJB#19 04-16-2004 05:27 AM

A Playboy thread turning into an IHOF thread, time to reveal the hidden code?

Axxon 04-16-2004 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger
except QS really DOES read them for the articles.
in other news, Sports Illustrated came in the mail today - addressed to my wife. we have no idea why, but thanks SI.


Ok, I've always read playboy for the articles. Now, I've always enjoyed the pictures too. I had a very permissive childhood. I had a note from my mother which "allowed" me to purchase playboy at the flea market. .25 cents an issue. I bought my allowance worth every week.

From an early age, porn was nice but not that big a deal. Playboy, however had Arthur C Clarke, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, etc, etc. It's so much more important than the tits. The internet even more illustrates the difference.

I just bought my best friends collection. He just got married and his wife demanded he sell his collection ~
1988 through 1999. I gave up a playstation 2 which I get to play every friday anyway.

I got to read the Frank Zappa interview, the Ahnold one, the Trump one and several ones I haven't read yet.

In the era of internet porn how anyone can say Playboy is worth anything more than the articles escapes me. These are fools.

I'm enjoying my new cache of ideas and my friend still gets his porn. Life is good indeed.

Radii 04-16-2004 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balldog
And I was about ready to sign up for $1 an issue, it has got to be worth that right?


yes :)

cuervo72 04-16-2004 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axxon
I just bought my best friends collection. He just got married and his wife demanded he sell his collection ~
1988 through 1999. I gave up a playstation 2 which I get to play every friday anyway.


Sigh....my collection dated from around 1994 back to the mid 70's, with many from the early 70's/late 60's (acquired at the flea market).

rkmsuf 04-16-2004 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panerd
We got Takishi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clappin along. And just when think you seen it all along comes a Lambda 4-foot tall.


Clap your hands everybody and everybody clap your hands.

MJ4H 04-16-2004 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axxon
I had a note from my mother which "allowed" me to purchase playboy at the flea market.



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