OT: Porn Industry temporarily shut down...
 

...after two stars test positive for HIV.

hxxp://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2004-04-15-porn-productions_x.htm

This is really going to delay Barely Legal 43

Crap. Now how am I supposed to pay the #^^$&@ rent!?!

Can you be here by 9? Wear the maid uniform.

The one with the ruffles and lace?

So much for "Assblasters Vol 31"

Bah. I get all my porn off the internet now, anyways. I don't think Captain Stabbin will be affected by this.

"I've had many infectious diseases and bouced back nicely each time."

---Ladies Man

I heard AIDS can't be transferred while being done anally on a boat by an old fat guy in at sailor hat.

It's the salt air that protects you

HARRRRRR!

that is a weak HAR

It suits the topic at hand. One wouldn't expect a strong and virile HAR from a fat old guy in a sailor hat.

You forgot that he has cool sunglasses on. The glare off the water is pretty good. My favorite is the pics of the women in the water after they are done with them. Like they just throw 'em overboard and drive away. Great times.

I hear Scott Peterson was trying to re-enact an episode last year.

Didn't works so well.