Thank You Alou....
 

After my girlfriend read the story concerning the benifiets of urninating on ones hands to help control blistering :confused:

She finally believes what I've claimed for years, that when I shoot a huge wad of cum on her face. It's good for her skin and keeping a clear complection :D

I'm getting so many blow jobs, it's becoming a chore ;)

Tell her to listen to Liz Phair's new album and the song "H.W.C." if you need further backup ;)

TMI

Ants and socks.

I agree, Totally Made-up Information.

Actually, I'm having a difficult time understanding the connection between urine/blisters and wad/complexion. The only thing I can figure is that Tom E enjoys pissing on his girlfriend's face, which is covered with a bunch of open sores.

Putting aside the content, I'd love to read Kickstand's commentary on the grammar portion of the post. :p

"Linguo....dead"

"Linguo IS dead!"

But seriously, this guy has posted ten times before, and he hits us with THAT?

Is it the same guy who's third career post was "Who cares?" in the thread about Weid Al's dead parents?

Weird Als parents death has cause him to post with reckless abandon.

I just went back and searched for all of Tom E's posts, because well I missed the one about Weird Al's parents dieing. Oddly enough, Tom E has posted in exactly 11 threads, and 8 of those HE STARTED. Someone get this man an award for berevity, or however you spell it.

I found some humor in a story and made myself laugh...

Yes I'm mainly a lurker here, have been for years...

Yes some of my post are stupid...

Spank my ass and call me susan...

This thread has lasted longer than I thought it would.

I am also disappointed in The Afoci's respone to this thread. I expected something, well better. :)

GE, remember, He's "got nothing"

PEOPLE WILL LOSE POSTS!!!!!!! (In about 2.5, 3 hours I'm guessing)

As long as Weird Al's parents' deaths haven't caused him to require oral sex on a regular basis. :eek:

You will not lose posts, the thread will simply be locked...I think.

just as long as WE DONT LOSE POSTS.