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vex 05-10-2004 12:38 PM

Need porn? Head to your local Family Dollar
 
'Blank' VCR tape contains porn scenes

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Associated Press
May. 10, 2004 08:20 AM



CEDAR LAKE, Ind. - Sherryl Reeves says the blank tape she bought was anything but blank. According Reeves, there was porn on the sealed tape that cost her two bucks.

Reeves says she bought the tape at a Family Dollar store in Cedar Lake, Ind. Reeves got a nasty surprise when she put the supposed new tape in a VCR to record a show - only to find pre-recorded X-rated scenes.

She contacted the store immediately. But Reeves says she's not so concerned about getting a refund, she just wants to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Family Dollar officials have pulled the rest of the Maxonic Gold High Grade tapes. But they can't explain how the mistake was made.




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rkmsuf 05-10-2004 12:40 PM

It's the super terrific wacky headline hour...

Fonzie 05-10-2004 12:40 PM

Sounds like a good deal to me.

vex 05-10-2004 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf
It's the super terrific wacky headline hour...



Just lunch break:(

Raven Hawk 05-10-2004 12:54 PM

Porn for 2 bucks? Why's she complaining?

Hurst2112 05-10-2004 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk
Porn for 2 bucks? Why's she complaining?


It was probably that softcore shit that playboy sells. I would complain too.

;)

corbes 05-10-2004 01:13 PM

I think that's what you deserve when you buy "Maxonic Gold High Grade".

Is "Maxonic Gold High Grade" better or worse than "Bill's Refurbished VCR Tapes"?

Raven Hawk 05-10-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurst2112
It was probably that softcore shit that playboy sells. I would complain too.

;)


Point taken. ;)

Silver Owl 05-10-2004 01:22 PM

Anyone else wonder why she is buying a blank tape and instead of pushing record on her VCR she is pushing play ??

fantastic flying froggies 05-10-2004 01:22 PM

Who buys a blank tape and then looks at what's on it before recording anything ?
Weird...

EDIT : Silver Owl, see, you're not the only one... and you probably beat me it by a few seconds... :)

Suicane75 05-10-2004 01:23 PM

Its like in the early 90's when your mom would get you this huge stack of 20 blank tapes for christmas that cost like $9.99 and each tape only held 45 minutes and had a name like mangavex and you had to act all excited cause it was your mom giving you the gift. Well, it's nothing like that I guess. Wasn't there a big hub ub a few years back where people rented a Disney film and there was a porno on it?

Suicane75 05-10-2004 01:24 PM

Dola, perhaps the thingy was ripped out and it just started to play.

corbes 05-10-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver Owl
Anyone else wonder why she is buying a blank tape and instead of pushing record on her VCR she is pushing play ??


Maybe because the label on the tape said "The World's Biggest Gang Bang 3"?

Hurst2112 05-10-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbes
Maybe because the label on the tape said "The World's Biggest Gang Bang 3"?


F-ing funny!

Quote:

But they can't explain how the mistake was made.


The directors of 'Anal Pow Wow' and 'Moo Goo Guy Poon' have to get their stuff out to the people somehow.

Hurst2112 05-10-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75
Its like in the early 90's when your mom would get you this huge stack of 20 blank tapes for christmas that cost like $9.99 and each tape only held 45 minutes and had a name like mangavex and you had to act all excited cause it was your mom giving you the gift. Well, it's nothing like that I guess. Wasn't there a big hub ub a few years back where people rented a Disney film and there was a porno on it?


Sounds like when my grandparents gave me a 50 count of Gemini blank audio tapes.

ISiddiqui 05-10-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

She contacted the store immediately. But Reeves says she's not so concerned about getting a refund

I bet ;).

Kam 05-10-2004 08:29 PM

If she bought it at the dollar store, why did it cost $2?

Shouldn't it be a dollar?

She got overcharged for her porn.

RPI-Fan 05-10-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam
If she bought it at the dollar store, why did it cost $2?

Shouldn't it be a dollar?

She got overcharged for her porn.


Nah, Family Dollar is a miniature-Wal-Mart. They aren't really a "dollar store".

Greyroofoo 05-10-2004 09:10 PM

I think she contacted the store to see if they had any more!

BlingBlingKilla 05-11-2004 12:57 AM

Man, I got you all beats!

mckerney 05-11-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vexroid
Family Dollar officials have pulled the rest of the Maxonic Gold High Grade tapes.


Pulled the tapes? They should have raised the price.

Vinatieri for Prez 05-11-2004 02:43 AM

I guess I will have to find a new place now to "drop off" these tapes and giggle as I leave the store. Kind of like when I used to glue a dime to the floor and hang around for the laughs soon to follow.


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